The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever opened a cat's belly with a knife.

 

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Never Have I Ever Pretended to be a cat

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever quit liking cats.

 

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Never have I ever requested my wife to meow like a cat in Red Robin. She yelled YUM instead

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever sat on a cat.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never Have I Ever been Tempted to see the play cats

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever understood how cats think. (Or how women think either. 😛)

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never Have I Ever heard a cat claim Victory is mine

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever worshiped the Egyptian cat god.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never Have I Ever held a cats paws to play the Xylophone

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yearned to put a cat into a microwave oven.

 

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Never have I ever zeroed out my bank account to buy a cat.
Next topic: Spring

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never Have I Ever Attempted to go swimming in the Spring

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever bought new snow boots in the spring.

 

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Never have I ever cared for winter over spring.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever dreaded the arrival of spring.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever entered spring feeling sad that winter was over.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever frowned at the arrival of spring.

 

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Never have I ever grounded myself from going outdoors during spring!

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever heard myself crying at the arrival of spring.

 

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Never have I ever ignored the start of spring without celebrating it's arrival!

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever jumped off a roof to lament the arrival of spring.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever kissed spring in my mind more than I have this year already.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever lacked joy at the arrival of spring.

 

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Never have I ever moaned about spring beginning.