The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever neared sorrow at the arrival of spring.

 

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Never have I ever opened my front door during spring wishing the winter cold was still coming in.

 

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Never have I ever pouted at the arrival of spring.

 

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Never have I ever questioned anyone who loves spring over winter.

 

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Never have I ever run away from the arrival of spring.

 

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Never have I ever showed anger towards spring.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever told the lie that I dislike spring.

 

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Never have I ever understood how anyone couldn't like spring.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever violently objected to the arrival of spring.

 

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Never have I ever wished spring away.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever Xactly objected to the arrival of spring.

 

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Never have I ever yelled at Mother Nature for bringing us spring.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed to Australia in an airplane to get away upon the arrival of spring.

Next cycle, say something about baseball season.

 

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Never have I ever allowed myself to dream of being a baseball player.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever bet on another baseball team against the Dodgers. 😀

 

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Never have I ever caught a foul ball in a baseball game.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever doubted that the Dodgers are the greatest baseball team.

 

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Never have I ever ended a baseball game by striking out.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever found out that a good person was a baseball fan who roots for the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards.

 

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Never have I ever given my fandom to the Baseball SF Giants.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever had a friend who was a baseball fan who roots for the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards.

 

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Never have I ever intended to be a MLB player.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever justified ignoring the Dodgers or baseball in general.

 

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Never have I ever kicked dirt on an umpire at a baseball game.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever lacked enthusiasm in rooting for the Dodgers in a baseball game. 😀