The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[milagros317]

Never have I ever barged into Heidi Klum's residence.

 

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Never have I ever caught Mils barging into Heidi Klum's residence.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever dropped into Heidi Klum's residence uninvited.

 

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Never have I ever entered Heidi Klum's house.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever forced my way into Heidi Klum's residence.

 

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Never have I ever given Heidi Klum a massage.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever hidden my admiration for Heidi Klum.

 

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Never have I ever insisted that Heidi Klum go out with me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever jumped on top of Heidi Klum.

 

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Never have I ever kicked Heidi Klum out of my bed (mainly because she's never been in it).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever licked Heidi Klum's bare soles.

 

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Never have I ever moved Heidi Klum into her new home.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever nearly licked Heidi Klum's bare soles.

 

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Never have I ever obsessed over Heidi Klum (unlike Mils 🙂.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever pounded on the door of Heidi Klum's house.

 

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Never have I ever questioned Heidi Klum why she is so popular.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever raised my voice when speaking to Heidi Klum.

 

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Never have I ever slept with Heidi Klum.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever tickled Heidi Klum's bare soles.

 

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Never have I ever understood why Heidi Klum won't give Mils a chance.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever voted for Heidi Klum to receive an Academy Award (because I'm not eligible to vote).

 

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Never have I ever worried if Heidi Klum liked me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed Heidi Klum's butt by having her sit naked on a copying machine.

 

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Never have I ever yearned to be with Heidi Klum.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway with one arm around Heidi Klum in a BMW at 120mph.

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