The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever approached a news station about them hiring me to be on television.

 

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Never have I ever brought a television to a birthday party as a gift.

 

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Never have I ever created my own original television show.

 

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Never have I ever dropped a television out the window and watched it smash.

 

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Never have I ever ended a television show crying because it was over.

 

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Never have I ever flipped a television over in disgust when a program ended.

 

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Never have I ever given someone a brand new television for Christmas.

 

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Never have I ever had a brand new television given to me as a present.

 

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Never have I ever ignored my television when Jessica Alba was on it.

 

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Never have I ever jumped over a stack of five television sets piled up on top of each other.

 

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Never have I ever kicked my television after a Jets loss (but I have thrown stuff at it).

 

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Never have I ever loaned my television set to a neighbor.

 

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Never have I ever met someone who hated watching any television.

 

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Never have I ever neared promising to give up television for any reason.

 

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Never have I ever opposed any television show for being politically incorrect.

 

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Never have I ever pushed a television off its table because I didn't like a show.

 

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Never have I ever questioned why people like watching reality shows on television.

 

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Never have I ever ranted & raved at the television, except after a ninth inning Dodger loss.

 

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Never have I ever slept through a NY Jets Football game on television.

 

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Never have I ever touched the remote control of a television while the Dodgers were having a rally and putting up a crooked number.

 

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Never have I ever understood why someone would watch reality shows on television.

 

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Never have I ever viewed a hockey game on television because the puck is too small to see well.

 

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Never have I ever wondered what it would be like to act in a soap opera on television.

 

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Never have I ever Xpected to act in a soap opera on television.

 

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Never have I ever yelled at my television when the Jets were losing (but I have thrown stuff at it).