The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever zipped through a 1 lb chocolate bar in one sitting (but I could).
Next topic: Halloween

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever almost forgotten that Halloween was coming.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever bought Halloween candy for kids and not eaten some of it myself.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever called in sick to go out for Halloween.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever driven to a town far away to go trick or treating on Halloween.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever evaded giving candy out on Halloween.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever fought a kid over a piece of Halloween candy (unless it was snickers lol).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever given out apples with razor blades inside them to children on Halloween.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever handed out Halloween candy to an adult.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever investigated whether children really needed the candy on Halloween.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever jumped a kid and robbed his Halloween candy.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kicked a kid in the butt who asked for Halloween candy.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never Have I Ever Liked trading Halloween candy

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever munched Halloween candy all day long and skipped dinner.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever named my dog snickers after the Halloween candy bar (but it sounds like a good name to me).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened up a Halloween candy bar and found a worm inside. 😱

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever prayed for stale popcorn on Halloween (which my neighbor always gave us).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever questioned why some people gave me cheap Halloween candy and not much of it.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever raided someone's house and stole all their Halloween candy.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never Have I Ever Screamed at the top of my lungs in the Halloween candy aisle of the local grocery store

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever terrorized a neighborhood like Michael Myers has on Halloween.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever undermined Halloween by putting up a sign saying "No candy here, GO AWAY!"

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever volunteered to chaperone a bunch of kids on Halloween night.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever worried about running out of candy on Halloween.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed my Halloween candy to see if it had strawberries in it.