The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever ignored my love for the holiday season.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever jumped for joy when the holiday season was over.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever saw my mom kiss Santa Claus.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever laughed at a child who still believes in Santa Claus during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever wondered why Mrs. Claus didn't fly with Santa during the holiday season (every couple needs alone time).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever neglected to give the super in my building a holiday card with cash inside of it during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever offered to play Santa during the holiday season because I am too skinny.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever punched a man playing Santa in the face because he was too skinny during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever seen Santa quit on his job of delivering presents to all the kids during the holiday season.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever run away from someone giving me a present during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever slept through the entire holiday season.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever told a child that there is no Santa Claus during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever understood why someone would hate the holiday season for no good reason.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever voted for a politician who wanted to ban Christmas trees from in front of government buildings during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Santa's red sack during the holiday season to see what is inside.

 

[milagros317]

W was skipped so:

Never have I ever worked as a department store Santa during the holiday season.

Onward:

Never have I ever yearned to work as a department store Santa during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zeroed out my bank account during the holiday season, even though I spend a lot.

Next topic: Next poster's choice.

 

[milagros317]

Next A to Z will be about any sport other than baseball.

Never have I ever articulated a desire to attend an NFL game.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever believed that basketball was my favorite sport.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever caught a forward pass in an NFL game.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever driven a basketball on the court facing Michael Jordan.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever entered a PGA tournament.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever fought Mike Tyson in a boxing ring.

 

[sman9000]

Never have I ever gave up on my career.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever fought Mike Tyson in a boxing ring.

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Never have I ever grown to like watching NBA games.