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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
 
You Are Not...............................

playing chess or checkers at the moment.
 
you are not hot to me at all.....*takes hand away from forehead* you're as cold as a cucumber 😀
 
You Are Not...............................

carrying ice to igloos in Iceland.
 
You are not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀
 
you are not neutral when it comes to a topic discussion you're really interested in 😀
 
You are not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀
 
you are not purposely packing on pounds this Labor Day weekend when you have your cookout, you understand me? 😀
 
You are not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀
 
You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
you are not tickling and have not tickled anyone in a long time
 
You Are Not...............................

swimming underwater in your underwear in Utah.
 
you are not wishing to be tickled to insanity yet....but give it some time, you will! 😀
 
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