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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You Are Not.............................

starting this Alphabet Thread over again because I am.
 
You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
 
you are not courageously countering curious culmulative clouds, clinging to every minute you can be online til they storm 😀
 
You are not deliberately detaining devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀
 
You are not currently killing yourself trying to fit in...cause you already do fit😀
 
You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
You are not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀
 
You Are Not..........................

in an outhouse in Oklahoma.
 
You are not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
 
You are not getting tickled, nor tickling anyone right now
 
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