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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You are not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀
 
you are not opposed to being tickled by the tentacles of a tickling octopus 😀
 
You are not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
 
you are not questioning my motives behind reviving an old thread I attempted a long time ago 😀
 
You are not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀
 
you are not having a staring contest with a silly sock puppet xD
 
You are not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀
 
you are not understanding a single word I am saying to you 😀
 
You are not voluntarily vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀
 
you are not wishing on any stars, four-leaf clovers, nor hanging a horseshoe above your door 😀
 
you are not yearning for any food, especially any left over yams....yuck! 😀
 
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You Are Not.....................................

baking bread in Berlin.
 
You are not deliberately detaining devious determined demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀
 
you are not earning any stripes by tagging any elephant ears in Africa
 
You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀
 
you are not interested in international irrigation laws, standards, or practices.
 
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