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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You are not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
 
you are not questioning the reasons behind the gifts you got from friends before Christmas...you just care that they care enough about you to give you stuff
 
You are not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀
 
you are not standing still while people are poking your sensitive sides and ribs 😀
 
You Are Not...........................

being tickled at this particular time.
 
You are not understanding me right when I'm telling you to that that outfit is hideous! :jester:
 
You are not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀
 
You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛
 
you are not yelling or cursing at me right now...but there's no doubt I'll have you yelling and cursing up a storm at me yet 😛 :jester:
 
You are not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀
 
You are not deliberately detaining devious determined demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀
 
You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀
 
you are not the ghastly grinner from the "Are You Afraid of the Dark" series episode :jester:
 
You are not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀
 
you are not interested in international irrigation interests or issues 😀
 
You Are Not.............................

juggling jars on Jupiter.
 
You are not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀
 
You Are Not..........................

making a mound of manure in Missouri.
 
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