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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

you are not politely asking political advisors to run honest andpurely positive campaigns 😀
 
You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
You are not tickling the ten ticklish toes that belong to me or anyone else for that matter 😀
 
You are not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀
 
You Are Not..........................

using a Xerox copier in Xenia, Ohio.
 
You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
 
You are not deliberately detaining devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀
 
You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀
 
you are not gracing anyone with your presence...more like gagging everyone when you don't take a bath :jester:
 
You Are Not.....................

in a hailstorm in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
 
You are not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀
 
You are not joking when you say that you don't love me anymore 🙁
 
You are not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀
 
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