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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
you are not tickling my ten ticklish toes nor my equally tender and ticklish neck and thigh area 😀
 
you are not wishing that any of your enemies die of an incurable disease
 
You are not yearning to eat yams on Thanksgiving, nor Christmas Dinner
 
you are not being very careful carrying those scissors while running 😀
 
You are not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀
 
You are not eating anything right now cause you just ate lunch 😀
 
You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀
 
You are not joking when you say that you don't love me anymore.
 
You are not naked nor nearly naked now....now, who said that? 😀
 
You are not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
 
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