The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[Jason Reborn]

you are not tickle torturing, nor plan on tickle torturing my ten, ticklish toes 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not underwater.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a very good sport when it comes to jokes or pranks being played on you

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not a whale.

 

[milagros317]

You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not yelling at anyone.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not as zealous as you'd like to think you are 😀

 

[datickler]

You are not an arrogant aristocrat with an aching anus

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a bashful, Brazillian beauty eating beer battered chicken tenders, washing it down with a nice Brazillian beer at a bikini bar 😀

 

[datickler]

You are not a crotchety croner counting coins at a cock fight

 

[Jason Reborn]

You are not a dastardly demented dominant dude with a pension for destructive behaviors 😀

 

[datickler]

You are not an evil elf emitting foul odours as you drive eratically down a dead end

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..........................

counting farting frogs by a foggy creek on a Friday night.

 

[milagros317]

You are not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[datickler]

you are not harvesting hairless hamsters in Hattesburg

 

[milagros317]

You are not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not jealous of me. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not....................

tying a kite to a kangaroos tail in Kentucky.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not liking my sense of humor

 

[datickler]

you are not mining for macaroons in Morocco

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not........................

eating noodles in New Zealand.

 

[Jason Reborn]

You are not ostricizing anyone

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not....................

pissing off the Pope.

 

[milagros317]

You are not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not randy nor rambunctious