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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

you are not questioning yourself after every major gut decision
 
You are not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀
 
You are not solely and subsequently responsible for my new alias on TickleTheater, Mils. One of your archived stories inspired the new username 😀
 
You Are Not...........................

xeroxing your ass on the Xerox copier.
 
You are not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀
 
You Are Not....................

a giraffe trying to gargle for a sore throat.
 
you are not a horse eating hay in a hayfield outside of Haddenfield 😀
 
You are not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀
 
You Are Not.............................

riding a kangaroo in Kansas.
 
You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
You are not wearing any masking tape over your lips right now 😀
 
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