The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.............

I am aware, just havent figured out how to bold.

^When you go to post you will see Fonts in your upper left corner, click on the arrow and click onto Arial Black to highlight the words that you want emphasize.

Your are not tickling twelve tiny turtles in Tijuana.

underwater in your underwear in Utah.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not going to be my Valentine next year

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...................

wading in water in Washington.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not xenophobic.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not young nor old either 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..........................

at a zoo petting a zebra.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not annoying nor molesting me in any way shape or form

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not a bug.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a clown, nor a joker

 

[datickler]

you are not determining the direction the sand is blowing off the dunes

 

[Jason Reborn]

yOU ArE nOt EAtIng yOUrsElf IntO An OblIvIOn tO fIll thE vOId In yOUr lIfE

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not fondling frisky foxes.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a goat herder

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not........................

a hangman.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not an ice cream flavor

 

[milagros317]

You are not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not kind

 

[datickler]

You are not loving

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a master of the figure-four leglock 😀

 

[datickler]

You are not a neurotic narcissist with nine nipples

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not on drugs

 

[datickler]

You are not peeing pink plasma profusely on the pavement

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not quiet.

 

[datickler]

You are not riding raucous reindeer in the rain

 

[milagros317]

You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀