The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[milagros317]

You are not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not eating ice cream right now...it's too late 😀

 

[milagros317]

You are not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.................................

killing kangaroos in Kansas.

 

[milagros317]

You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not sending malicious software to your enemies...that's just wrong 😀

 

[milagros317]

You are not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...........................

having an operation in Oklahoma.

 

[Snail Shell]

Purple?

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..............................

stuck in quicksand.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not RED

 

[milagros317]

You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not ticklish 🙁

 

[milagros317]

You are not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not vague in the slightest 😀

 

[milagros317]

You are not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not taking any x-rays of me...you're not even a doctor!

 

[milagros317]

You are not yet yielding yesterday's yellow yarn. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a zero, you're a hero 😀

 

[milagros317]

You are not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a bastard

 

[milagros317]

You are not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a dumbass reguardless of what anybody says

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.............................

eating elephant ears.

 

[milagros317]

You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀