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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You Are Not..............................

delivering ice to igloos in Iceland.
 
You are not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀
 
You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
You are not tickling anybody today...instead, you'll be the one getting tickled today! Muahahaha!!! :mwahaha:
 
You are not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀
 
you are not a zebra just because you're wearing an entire black and white stripped outfit :jester:
 
You Are Not...........................

starting this Alphabet Thread over again, because I am.
 
You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
 
you are not courageous enough to survive a major calamity, let alone be selfless enough to try and rescue any of your friends...
 
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