The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[grandizer]

You are not Farty McFartison

 

[Jason Reborn]

You are not the Ghastly Grinner

 

[grandizer]

You are not Funny

 

[Jason Reborn]

You are not the Ghastly Grinner

^ Last correct post ^ you went backwards 😀

You are not Harvey Dent

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..............................

delivering ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not justified in your actions as of late

 

[grandizer]

You are not kicking and screaming.

 

[smokinj]

you are not leaning on lobsters.

 

[grandizer]

you are not melting

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...........................

born into nobility.

 

[milagros317]

You are not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not............................

pissing off the Pope.

 

[smokinj]

You are not eating Quaker Oates!

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...................

rustling cattle from a ranch.

 

[milagros317]

You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

You are not tickling anybody today...instead, you'll be the one getting tickled today! Muahahaha!!!

 

[milagros317]

You are not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.......................

viewing Victoria Falls.

 

[smokinj]

You are not welcoming wet walruses into your house.

 

[milagros317]

You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...................

out looking for a yeti.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a zebra just because you're wearing an entire black and white stripped outfit

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...........................

starting this Alphabet Thread over again, because I am.

 

[milagros317]

You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not courageous enough to survive a major calamity, let alone be selfless enough to try and rescue any of your friends...