The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[Jason Reborn]

you are not 18 years old anymore...

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not........................

looking at a zebra in a zoo.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not awesome...I AM!!! 😀

 

[milagros317]

You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a cat person

 

[milagros317]

You are not deliberately detaining devious determined demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not eleviating the situation by yelling

 

[milagros317]

You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..........................

visiting The Grand Canyon.

 

[milagros317]

You are not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not....................................

delivering ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

You are not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.............

killing kangaroos in Kansas.

 

[milagros317]

You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..........................

watching a Mountie in Manitoba.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not nestling with your neighbor in Nevada 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..............................

singing in an opera.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not purple.

 

[leafstk]

You are not to be questioned

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.............................

rustling cattle from a ranch.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not seriously running for the US Senate are you? 😀

 

[milagros317]

You are not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.................................

swimming underwater in your underwear in Utah.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not voluntarily volunteeringat the Animal Hospital, you're just doing it cause it'll look good with your college application xD

 

[milagros317]

You are not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀