The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.........................

undergoing an x-ray.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not buying a zebra

 

[paracarl44]

"Y" was missed.

You Are Not in Yellowstone National Park.

 

[milagros317]

The "Y" post having been filled in, we can start with "A" again:

You are not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.......................

baking bread in Berlin.

 

[milagros317]

You are not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.............................

throwing darts at a dog in Dover, Delaware.

 

[milagros317]

You are not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.........................

filling fruit cups at Frankfort.

 

[3xPIN]

YOU ARE NOT...

Generally getting gargantuan gorillas grinding grapefruits in your garden.

One hopes...

 

[milagros317]

You are not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not......................

delivering ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[milagros317]

You are not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...........................

flying a kite in Kansas.

 

[milagros317]

You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not....................

munching mangoes in Morocco.

 

[drewskee]

You are not nice.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...........................

singing opera in Ohio.

 

[milagros317]

You are not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not........................................

quilting quilts in Quakertown.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not reading a book right now.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not...........................

in a soup line at The Salvation Army in Syracuse.

 

[milagros317]

You are not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not....................................

swimming underwater in your underwear in Utah.

 

[milagros317]

You are not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀