The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[milagros317]

You are not deliberately detaining devious determined demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not eager to begin nor excited to begin any of today's events

 

[smokinj]

You are not fooling around with fake friends.

 

[milagros317]

You are not growing ghastly gross German giant green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not trying to hurry up on posting before your obsessive controlling hapless father comes back home to kick you off the computer before you can enjoy the pleasure of accomplishment in your move up to the next feather....

 

[milagros317]

You are not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not joking when you say that we're over 🙁

 

[bftk2005]

You are not kissing me, we just met.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..............................

licking a large lime lollipop in Louisiana.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not mistaken...I don't like you 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.......................

working with nuclear material.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not an optimist 😀

 

[bftk2005]

You are not buying another purse.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not questioning me any more about the last cupcake...I didn't eat it!

 

[bftk2005]

You are not riding in the front seat, she is.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..........................

stealing sizzling steaks off of a grill.

 

[milagros317]

You are not timidly tentatively telling terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..................

swimming underwater in your underwear in Utah.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not a very nice person 🙁

 

[milagros317]

You are not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..................................

having an x-ray performed.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not as young as you think you are

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not......................

in a vault in Vermont.

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not in Wallawalla, Washington

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not..........................

having an x-ray taken on you.