The BEST movie lines ever

[BigNorm]

someone created one about crappy lines, here's one for everyone's favorite, just list the quotes you love and discuss! it's that simple!

... and of course, nothing comes to my mind right away, figures 🙄 🙄

so post away, and be merry!

 

[pison]

*anything that comes from Spaceballs* Spaceballs rocks hardcore. If you haven't seen it, DO SO OR I WILL GIVE YOU THE LOOK OF ANGRY. >=o

 

[BigNorm]

Spaceballs rules!

"Use the Schwartz!"

 

[Betchass1]

"GIVE ME... A KEG... OF BEER."

 

[Sockstickler]

Ok, there's a line that anyone who knows me will know where it's from, and it's one that I use a lot, and it used to drive my ex-girlfriend crazy 😎
"I've got better things to do tonight than die!"

 

[MistressValerie1]

Ben Sanderson: We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker. I hope you understand that I am a person who is totally at ease with that. Which is not to say that I'm indifferent or I don't care, I do. It simple means that I trust and accept your judgment.

From Leaving Las Vegas

 

[jmpopov]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[pison]

Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

 

[a1532b]

Bring me......A shrubbery!!!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A Sonicare.............

" What We Have Here Is (a) Failure To Communicate" Strother Martin To & Later From Paul Newman In "cool Hand Luke" . "there Was A Time I Would Have Caught All Three....." Robert Vaughn In "the Magnificent Seven". "here's Looking At You, Kid" Bogart In "casablanca" And The Four Greatest Words Period In Movies: "directed By John Ford".

 

[Morpheus72]

Wow, I could throw out a thousand...

"Yeah, that was your whole plan, wasn't it, Ray....GET HER..."

"I'll tell you what the effect is, it's pi$$ing me off!"

"Self-realization....I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?' "

Anything from Gunnery Sargeant Hartman in the first 48 minutes of Full Metal Jacket.

"Hey Vazquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?"

"Hey, Jobu needs a refill!!"

I could go on and on....and I'll go on record as being (probably) one of the only ones on this forum who hates Monty Python!!

Dave

 

[alchemy1]

This is the one!

ahem.....


"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"

echo....

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"

😀

 

[Betchass1]

"Yeah, that was your whole plan, wasn't it, Ray....GET HER..."

"I'll tell you what the effect is, it's pi$$ing me off!"

lol, Ghostbusters.

 

[Betchass1]

"GIVE ME... A KEG... OF BEER."

This was 'Teenwolf' by the way, it saddens me that no one knows this anymore. 🙁

 

[nessonite1]

"I just want everything to be perfect."
"you're not launching a shuttle, it's SEX."

-American Pie
(been one of my favorite movies since the first time I saw it)

 

[Ignatz]

"Thank you, Rodolfo, we shan't need the car. We're going to throw up in the park and then walk home."
--Peter O'Toole in "My Favorite Year."

 

[Senshi1]

"I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

 

[Dionysus]

"When someone asks you if you're a God, you say YES!"


LOL.....I have a soundbyte of that on my comp that plays whenever I check my email 😎

 

[BigNorm]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

oh i love those! i heard those with a special MOD for Unreal Tournament 2004 where you type in a key word and it'll play that phrase. my favorite was the fart and hamster

 

[cyclypse]

Hitchhiker's Guid to the Galaxy: If there's anything on this ship bigger than my ego, I want it dragged out and shot!

 

[ILove2Tickle1]

I can't remember the name of the movie, but I think it's called They Live (or something like that) and it's got Roddy Piper in it of all people.

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass......... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

 

[nessonite1]

Hitchhiker's Guid to the Galaxy: If there's anything on this ship bigger than my ego, I want it dragged out and shot!

*snicker*
and another...

"We are not going to be great. We are not going to be amazing. We are going to be...AMAZINGLY AMAZING!"
truly one of the more moving moments in cinematic history (even if it was technically a tv series).

 

[Morpheus72]

I can't remember the name of the movie, but I think it's called They Live (or something like that) and it's got Roddy Piper in it of all people.

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass......... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Yep, it's They Live....dangit, someone got there before I did...

More They Live quotes from the "Rowdy" one...

"Wow, that's like putting perfume on a pig"

"This one, she's okay....this one over here, real f**kin' ugly!!"

Incidentally....this is a surprisingly good satire of the excesses of the 80s, if one looks past the god-awful acting!!

Dave

 

[Morpheus72]

This was 'Teenwolf' by the way, it saddens me that no one knows this anymore. 🙁

You know, that was 1985, and I never saw it....

Another awesome 80s movie....try to guess before the last quote...

"I know how much you like the fudge brownie in this one"

"Inspired words....from a man who knows how to ski"

"I know how much you hate the fat in fried bacon...so I boiled it"

"It's got raisins...you like raisins...."

"This is pure snow.....do you know the street value of this mountain?"

And, in case you haven't gotten it....

"Two dollllllllars, I want my two dollllars!!"

Dave

 

[Ethereal]

Ths is a good death.
There's no shame in this...in a man's death.
A man who has done fine works.

We are making a better world. All of them. Better worlds.

I'm not saying what it's from. 😛