The BEST movie lines ever

[Senshi1]

"Mr. Anderson..."

~Agent Smith
Das Matrix

 

[DarthGrinn]

Ya man Die Hard is a classic lol I could watch that movie over and over!

"It's all in the reflexes" Big Trouble in Little China

LMAO omg that's also a fav movie of mine but this is my fav line from it:

Jack Burton: "Ok, people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

LOL this dude has priceless lines througout the whole movie lol; this is one of my fav movies evar! Just thinkin' about the movie cracks me up lol

 

[HyPeRaCtIvItY1]

heres another from die hard
"Im not the one who just got buttfucked on national t.v. DEEEWAIN"
lol

 

[HyPeRaCtIvItY1]

3000 miles to graceland
What the hell I told you to get a couple of guys...trust me He is a couple of guys

 

[BigNorm]

hehe, i had this one in my custom sounds, like when there's a warning or computer error, windows would play this. cracked me up everytime:

"Well that's just great, that's just fucking great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!" - Hudson played by Bill Paxton from Aliens

 

[melbournianguy]

Looks like a picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.....from Flying High as they call it here in Australia...in the US it is Airplane.

 

[BigNorm]

there was this really funny line from the Rob Zombie movie House of 1,000 Corpses, can't remember how exactly it went, but this guy's getting robbed and he's telling the robber this just before he kills him:

"Fuck your sister!...Fuck your mother!...But most of all...FUCK YOU!"

can't remember how exactly it went, but it was pretty damn funny.

 

[DarthGrinn]

hehe, i had this one in my custom sounds, like when there's a warning or computer error, windows would play this. cracked me up everytime:

"Well that's just great, that's just fucking great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!" - Hudson played by Bill Paxton from Aliens

Hudson: "That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"

Ya Hudson had some hysterical lines lol. ALso one of my fav movies...

The following dialogue is just too funny imo, had to rip it from IMDB tho cuz I couldn't remember it...

Ripley: "HUDSON! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training."
[to Newt] (the lil girl that survived the alien attack)
Ripley: "Right?"
[Newt apes a salute]
Hudson: "So why don't you put her in charge?!?

lol the dude was hysterical...

Some more of my favs:

Kilgore: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."
- Apocalypse now

Kilgore: "...someday, this war's gonna end..." [said with sad expression]
-apocalypse now

Don Corleone: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
-The Godfather

Doc Holliday: " I'll be your huckleberry..."
- Tombstone
(that line always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand lol)

 

[BigNorm]

i forgot my favorite line from Aliens:

(After Lt. Gorman gives the order to confiscate ammo, since one stray shot could blow them all to hell)
"What are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?" - Frost

 

[HyPeRaCtIvItY1]

From predator
Blaine (jesse ventura) after everyone refuses the chew, he says "y'all's a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here! This shit will turn you into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur...just like me.

another that blaine says

Blaine: son of a bitch is dug in like an alabama tick
Poncho: your hit, your bleedin man
Blaine: I aint got time to bleed
poncho: oh ya? (fires several grenades out of his gun) do ya have time to duck?

 

[Journia]

I...need....a tailor.
Because I ripped mah pants!
Nyahahahahaa!!!

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"


😀😀


' "What dya mean they cut the power?!? How'd they cut the power man??! They're ANIMALS!!"

"This little girl survived all this time w/o weapons and combat training"

"Well why dont you put HER in charge!!!" '

 

[TKLVR181]

Another one of my Lethal Weapon faves: "Go spit Riggs!" (think I've actually used that line on Socks once or twice:laughing: )

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Oh and we can't forget the Nitrous Oxide in the dentist's office scene in Lethal Weapon 4! 😀😀

There were also some choice lines in Bad Boys 2: -Bring her home at ten o'clock. At 10:01, I'm in my car and huntin ur mo'in-fu'in ass down.

- I bet Plan B involved driving through the kitchen...and out the front door! I bet Plan B doesn't a big ass f***in gun in it.

- Are we still on Plan B? No this is definitely Plan C!

(my apologies if the quotes are a little butchered as I'm going on pure memory)

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

Marvin the Martian: "Where's the kaboom, where's the earth shattering kaboom?"
Dirty Harry: "Do ya feel lucky punk, (dramatic pause) well do ya?"
Ducco:Good, Bad and the Ugly: "BBLLOOONNNDDDEEEE!" (figured TKLVR would get a kick out of that)
Monty Python: "HA HA No one expects the Spanish Incosquisition!"
Basil Fawlty: "You CAN see the sea- it's over there between the land and the sky!"

 

[Sockstickler]

Marvin the Martian: "Where's the kaboom, where's the earth shattering kaboom?"

I've actually used that one myself, especially on the 4th of July! 😀

 

[Ticklish Old Man]

I've actually used that one myself, especially on the 4th of July! 😀

LOL! Why does that not surprise me LOL!

 

[Federkitzler]

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!
xD

 

[TKLVR181]

Ducco:Good, Bad and the Ugly: "BBLLOOONNNDDDEEEE!" (figured TKLVR would get a kick out of that)QUOTE]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Apparently YOU feel lucky, punk :tounge:

 

[general zod1]

Ducco,from The good,the bad and the ugly

"If you gotta shoot,shoot Don't talk"

 

[Boba11]

'Are you gonna pull those pistols, or whistle dixie?'

- Josey Wales, 'The Outlaw Jose Wales'.


'Send a wire to the main office; tell him that I said (clang!) OWW!'

' 'Send wire, main office....tell him I said, 'Oww.' Gotcha.'

- Taggart and Lyle (I think that's his name!), 'Blazin' Saddles'.


'I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathy.'

- Ash, 'Alien'.


And here's a bit of a rude one but a marvellous one...


'Qualifications?'

'Rape, murder, arson, and rape.'

'You said rape twice.'

'I like rape.'


Hedley Lamarr and dirty cowboy criminal, 'Blazin' Saddles'.

 

[ticklehound]

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'"

Shawshank

Especially when Red (Morgan Freeman) utters those magical words. Its sorta my personal motto.

 

[He-Man22]

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie--(after the megazord knees the villan, Ivan Ooze, in the groin)--

Rita Repulsa "That was a cheap shot!"
Lord Zedd "Couldn't have done it better ourselves."

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TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze

Splinter: "Were you seen?" *Turtles shake their heads 'no'*

Splinter*holding up a newspaper with them onstage at a concert, dancing with Vanilla Ice. lmao!* :

"Ten backflips... GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO! Hahaha! I made another funny! " :laughing: :laughing:

 

[BigNorm]

not from a movie, exactly, but still kick ass none-the-less.

"The media saw us as young gods, lords of war, striding the battlefields in our engines of destruction. The holo-vids captured our stories and spun them to the masses. For some, it was a time of terrible sacrifice and loss. For others, it was a time of great opportunity." - Mechwarrior 4: Mercenaries (from the intro movie)

that's my favorite quote from one of THE best games money can buy for the PC.

 

[ticklebug101]

"Maybe if we were the last 2 people alive and there were no sheep. Are there sheep?!"
10 things I hate about you.
"I think that stripper's implant broke my face"
American pie presents Beta house
"Did my heart love till now? Forswear it's sight. For I never saw true beauty till this night" Romeo and Juliet. Bug 🙂