The BEST movie lines ever

[coloman]

I don't remember the name of the movie it was in but another classic Humphey Bogart line was "You know how whistle don't you?, you just put your lips together and blow"

 

[Boba11]

'Has anybody got a dime?'

(murmours of 'No', 'I don't have anything', etc)

'...Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.'

- Taggart, 'Blazin' Saddles'.


'Well, since you are my guest, and I am your host, what would you like to do?'

'Oh, I don't know... play chess... screw...'

'Well, let's play chess.'

- Sherriff Bart and Jim, 'Blazin' Saddles'.


'Well, my name is Jim. But most people call me... Jim.'

- Jim, 'Blazin' Saddles'.


Despite these gems, the winner is...

'Well, what chance does that give me? Alright, I AM the Messiah!'

'He is!!! He IS the Messiah!!!'

'Now, FUCK OFF!'

'...How shall we 'fuck off', O Lord?'

- Brian, various followers, 'Monty Python's Life Of Brian'.

 

[Boba11]

I do hope I'm allowed to swear... if not, sorry!

 

[Senshi1]

Yep, it's They Live....dangit, someone got there before I did...

Actually, I beat everybody to it - check out my post on page 2. 😉

A classic quote:

"Each Bison Dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the rate of exchange the Bank of England will agree to when I kidnap their queen!"

~General M. Bison
"Street Fighter: The Live Action Movie"

 

[Ignatz]

I don't remember the name of the movie it was in but another classic Humphey Bogart line was "You know how whistle don't you?, you just put your lips together and blow"

Lauren Bacall delivered that line to Bogie in 1944's "To Have and Have Not," based on a Hemingway novel, and co-starring Walter Brennan and Hoagy Carmichael.

 

[MistressValerie1]

I do hope I'm allowed to swear... if not, sorry!

Within reason, it's OK 😉

 

[Sockstickler]

Yep. Just don't sound like a drunken sailor and it should be all good 😉

 

[BigNorm]

"...And the Catholic Church is proud to present, the Buddy Christ!"

 

[HyPeRaCtIvItY1]

You know, that was 1985, and I never saw it....

Another awesome 80s movie....try to guess before the last quote...

"I know how much you like the fudge brownie in this one"

"Inspired words....from a man who knows how to ski"

"I know how much you hate the fat in fried bacon...so I boiled it"

"It's got raisins...you like raisins...."

"This is pure snow.....do you know the street value of this mountain?"

And, in case you haven't gotten it....

"Two dollllllllars, I want my two dollllars!!"

Dave

my alltime favorite movie lol better off dead

 

[Hungarian21]

Ah, a revived thread! Lets see....😀

"Say hello to my little friend!" Classic. 😎

 

[blackmagicjack1]

I feel the need, the need for speed

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Best lines: "Oh my god look, it's a Dr. Pepper machine. We're saved! ... ... ... ... ... oh it was only a mirage, an R/C cola machine" 😛 😛 😛

 

[Senshi1]

Peter Griffin: Yeah, I'm sure - trust me, I read it in a book.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Peter Griffin: *pause* Oh yeah...

 

[TKLVR181]

Oh man, LETHAL WEAPONS 1-4 are just CHOC full of great one-liners.

"What happens to you happens to me"

"I think I slept with someone I shouldn't have...Sgt. Cole"
"Sgt. Cole from Traffic?"
"No, Lorna! Sgt. Cole from Traffic's her uncle!"

*As Riggs is trying to decide who to shoot*
"Eeny, Meeny, Miney...Hey Moe!" *as he shoots the fish tank*

*After just shooting Riggs*
"Diplomatic Immunity!"
*Roger*
"It's just been REVOKED!" *as he shoots him DEAD

LoL I'll probably think up more from that series later...:laughing:

Edit: In one ear and out the rubber!:happy

 

[Comfortably Numb]

How can you have missed all the classics off such as.....

"No Luke, I am your father" - Darth Vadar

"Funny? Funny how? Funny like I amuse you?" - Tommy (Goodfellas)

There is like a million more and my mind is blank at the moment!!

 

[general zod1]

I think George Kennedy is one of the greatest actors from the 70's Here's some lines of his from some Clint Eastwood movies

From The Eiger Sanction

"He couldn't find his tallywhacker with a six man search party"

"If any of you vampires touch this telescope you're gonna need surgery to remove it outta your ass"

This line is after a feminazi basically says that the reason men are climbing the mountain is to make up for shortcomings in their manhood department

"Lady.....Why don't you get laid? You may enjoy it"

This line is from a movie called Thunderbolt and Lightfoot George Kennedy has taken a job on an ice cream delivery route He is doing it for a recon job before a bank heist goes down He gets the delivery time wrong and a boy is telling him off He looks over at the boy and says "Kid........Why don't you go f#ck a duck?"

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? :weird:

 

[SF85]

"When you hate someone... You have to live with the consequences." - Battle Royale.
"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!" - Carry on Cleopatra.
" 'Oh, Red, where shall I go? What shall I do?' 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with the Wind.
" 'So. Again we are defeated.' 'The farmers have won. Not us." Seven Samurai.

 

[tmnt22]

"I'll be back." - Terminator

 

[Big_Dogg85]

oh Lethal Weapon 4!

"Fly-lice...fly-lice, it's FRIED RICE YOU PLICK"

 

[TheChameleon]

A few of my MANY favorite quotes from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... I suggest you read the book, or at LEAST watch the movie.

Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Raoul Duke: Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - -the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.

Raoul Duke: Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.

 

[SF85]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's darm, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."

 

[DarthGrinn]

A few of my all-time favorites:

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Princess Leia: "You're nothing but a no-good, stuck up, scruffy looking...Nerf herder!"
Han Solo: "Who's scruffy looking?!"

- Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back
(technically not a line, but the dialouge cracks me up every time)

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Longbaugh: "There's always free cheese in a mousetrap."

- Way of the Gun

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Hans: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?"
McClane: "Yippee-kai-yay, motherfucker."

- Die Hard

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Bob Wiley: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!"

-What About Bob

 

[TKLVR181]

oh Lethal Weapon 4!

"Fly-lice...fly-lice, it's FRIED RICE YOU PLICK"

:laughing: can't believe I forgot that one!!!!!!

 

[TKLVR181]

YIPPIE KAI YAY MOTHA FUCKAH! I LOOOOVE THAT LINE!:laughing:

 

[blackmagicjack1]

"It's all in the reflexes" Big Trouble in Little China