The Death To The Vorpal Bunnies Thread

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

{The Legions of Infernal Darkness are halted in their tracks, unable to avoid listening to the catchy tune}

Curse you, Gen.Zod!

You've won the day with your catchy melody this time!

But, we'll be back! Do you hear me?!? We'll be BACK!

(Kobb leaves the field, humming) "...ring ring ring ring, ring ring ring ring... banana phone...it's so appealing(etc.)..."

 

[ShiningIce]

You're pititful tunes will not stop ME . *Hurles planet size asteroids at the bunnies*

 

[General Zod]

Smashes the ass-ter-oids 😛

ring ring ring ring Banana phone

😛 😛

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Oh dear God! What have we done!

Lulled into a momentary lapse of reason by that infernal Bananaphone ditty, and witness the outcome!
Vorpal Bunnies attacking and having their way with our womenfolk like the Godless rodents they are!
Truly, this is a grim day indeed for the forces of Infernal Darkness!
*Sob!*

 

[ShiningIce]

Dammit Zod dont make send you back to living in a piece of glass! *Slaughters bunnies by the trillions*

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Merciful Hell!

Can no one stop their bloody bunny rampage?!?

Vorpal Thumper is #2 in our deck of cards here in Heck. He killed Bambi!!!

 

[ShiningIce]

Reinforcememnts will soon be here have courage!!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Mayday, Wolf-Leader! Mayday! 😱

We can't hold out much longer! Already, the forces of smarmy goodness are attempting to hyperdimensionalize a vorpal-bunny-djinn in the Lower Rung of Discordia!

Withdrawal immanent...send backups and maintain cover-fi...(Pfffzzzt... Message breaks up.)

 

[General Zod]

Starts dropping marmalade bombs on all the demons

 

[ShiningIce]

Not on my watch buddy!! *pelts Zod with massive amounts of spam* You're goin down bunny lover!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Good News!

I bring new allies to the war!

Victory is immanent! Down with the vorpal bunny horde!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Bad News!

ShiningIce has been captured by those lope-earred vorpal varmints!

I can't imagine the horrors he's going through at this very moment!


Fear not, S.I.! We're already assembling a crack-team of rescuers to get you out of what must be a veritable HELL of bunny-torment!

 

[ShiningIce]

Whoa no one said the bunnies were THIS hot!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Whoa no one said the bunnies were THIS hot!!

Stay strong, S.I.! Don't give in to their nefarious tricks! We're coming to save you!

Here, bunny bunny bunny!

{Maybe this diversionary tactic will work.}

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ha!

It worked!

Now talk, rabbit, if you know what's good for you!

 

[ShiningIce]

Bunny prisoners are fun 🙂

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Thank heavens you made it out alive!

Now, to the matters at hand:

Whatever shall we do with this newly captured prisoner?

 

[General Zod]

Not on my watch buddy!! *pelts Zod with massive amounts of spam* You're goin down bunny lover!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not Spam Anything but that As you can tell by the female bunny pics,that is why I am a bunny lover

 

[thetickleking]

I offer the Vorpal Bunnies an alliance with the armies of the land of Tickle (as I am "The Tickle King", lol).

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Oh, sure! They appear to humans to be
insanely hot chicks in rabbit costumes,
but DON'T BE FOOLED!

Gaze deeply at this unfiltered vision of
the penultimate EVIL
that is the Bunny Vorpal!!!

 

[ShiningIce]

I will GET every last sexy............... I mean vile bunny there is!!!

 

[natural tickler]

Actually, rabbit stew is pretty tasty... 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I will GET every last sexy............... I mean vile bunny there is!!!

Let's not forget our prime reason for waging this valiant battle against the vorpal bunnies, Sir!

Here's another captured P.O.W. for intimi(Oops!), I mean interrogation!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Actually, rabbit stew is pretty tasty... 😀

That's the spirit, Natural Tickler!

Join us in our just cause! We must defeat the hated carrot-ravishers!

 

[ShiningIce]

Break out the feathers boys ! We've got POW''s