The Death To The Vorpal Bunnies Thread

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Not to worry, S.I.!

I'm already busy frisking this bunny insugent.

My intelligence sources inform me that she may be hiding weapons of mass destruction.

 

[ShiningIce]

Thats the SPIRIT!!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Think nothing of it, good sir!

I consider it a patriotic duty that I do to rescue the carrots from bunny genocide.

I don't do this for rewards, or accolades, or fame...

it's a sacrifice, true, but one that I feel any man would do to keep the citizenry safe from bunnies running amok.

If I can keep even one carrot alive and free from being nibbled-to-death, then my work here has been worthwhile.

Already, from intelligence-gathered by our 'feet-first'-interrogation methods, it's plain to see that the vorpal-bunnies are not only 'on the hop' back to their rainbow-flavoured plasma-drive rocket-ships to the candy-cane planet, but they are virtually defenseless even back in the hippity-hoppity Land from which they came. We await your orders on whether we should pursue the lowly rodents or let them scamper back into hiding,

Still, I won't be happy until we've rooted-out every last 'egg-hider' on Earth!
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[ShiningIce]

Hmm well are we running short on feath.............err I mean interrogation tools?

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

We'll never run out of the information-retrieving tools necessary to accomplish our goals as long as we have these equally worthwhile victims to prey upon!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Crimony! They're creepier than clowns!

Step away from the kid, sicko!!!

 

[ShiningIce]

😱 RUN LITTLE GIRL!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

They are utterly reprehensible.

I bet that naked tickler that's been breaking into old-ladies places is a vorpal bunny or a sympathizer. 😡

 

[General Zod]

They are utterly reprehensible.

I bet that naked tickler that's been breaking into old-ladies places is a vorpal bunny or a sympathizer. 😡

Now how can you say that? The bunnies are wuvable creatures

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Nonsense, Zod. They're bloodthirsty killers.

While you might see the picture above as wubbable, we of the United Carrot Emirates see a cold-blooded monster waving around the decapitated, lifeless body of one of our comrades. 🙁

 

[ShiningIce]

Steady old man! Dont let them see you cry! Pip pip and all that.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

*sniff*

Thanks, I needed that!

I just get so...upset at the way they laughingly joke about butchering lil' baby carrots! *Sob!* Have they no decency whatsoever?!?

YOU'LL PAY, BUNNIES! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? YOU'LL ALL PAY!

VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!

 

[ShiningIce]

PREPARE FOR A FINAL ASSAULT BOYS!!!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Lock & load!

There's one now!

How the heck anyone can consider those bloodthirsty demons "cute & wubbable" is beyond me.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ah, well.

No matter. Vorpal or no, they seem to have the same reaction to ammo as reg'lar rabbits.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I think I'll have the kids bury `em in the carrot patch, so that we can grow more soldiers.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Caught this suspicious character near the tram...

Figured Tickleterror and the blokes over at Scotland Yard would know how to crack the case, so we're sending her on a cruise.

 

[ShiningIce]

Hmm but is she errr it ticklish?

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

I'm sure he'll find that out for us, along with other valuable info that will lead to a crushing defeat for the vorpal foes.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Before we sent her on her overseas voyage, we made sure she'd have a comfy carrot to keep her company.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Something I've long suspected...

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Caught this suspicious character near the tram...

Figured Tickleterror and the blokes over at Scotland Yard would know how to crack the case, so we're sending her on a cruise.

Thought I'd better reiterate. This one's a handful...

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Hey bunny!

Look! I think there's a carrot lodged in that hole over there. Why don't you try to wiggle your finger in there and get it out so that you can enjoy a tasty, succulent carrot?

Go on...

Of course it's safe.

You're not chicken, are you?

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

BRRRZZZZZT!

Oopsie. Did that hurt-`ums?