The Extended Service Warranty Thread

[milagros317]

Friendly but greedy, I would imagine. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

To quote a movie we feel "Greed is Good" 😀 😀

 

[Michael514]

But when is enough enough? Is the warranty worth the money or am I just helping to feed your corporation?

 

[kurchatovium]

We have excellent warranties osco. Well worth the money. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

To quote a movie we feel "Greed is Good" 😀 😀

I would characterize your staff as bloodthirsty sharks. 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

Well all this talk about warranties and money. I don't know what the warranty covers or how much it costs. Sounds like a scam to me.

 

[kurchatovium]

Scam is kinda of a harsh word. We prefer the term Cash Liberating Policies.

 

[milagros317]

That would make them dishonest bloodthirsty sharks. 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

And in that case if they're sharks then it's a scam!!!!

 

[kurchatovium]

Cash Liberation is a vital and useful service we feel. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

Useful for who? the poor unemployed stiff like me or the big, rich corperation like yours?

 

[kurchatovium]

Well both actually, it takes big corporations to handle cash safely as it does contain numerous toxic chemicals. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

Well both actually, it takes big corporations to handle cash safely as it does contain numerous toxic chemicals. 😀 😀 😛

And I suppose that there is a warranty to cover those toxic chemicals.

 

[kurchatovium]

I think you are catching on to how wonderful our business is. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I have definitely concluded that they are dishonest bloodthirsty sharks. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

We are very friendly though. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

OK, I will grant that they are friendly. In summary, they are friendly, dishonest, bloodthirsty sharks. 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

Do the warranties ever stop coming as do the phone calls?

 

[kurchatovium]

We prefer the term Friendly Cash Liberators. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

And I suppose that there is a warranty to cover all warranties right?

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we do and we even have a warranty to cover the warranty on your warrranties. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Tamia78]

Hey! Say that 3x fast!
How much is it?

 

[kurchatovium]

Well if you can convince some other members to buy some warranties Tamia78 then we can offer you one for free. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

Do these warranties ever stop or do they just keep multiplying like rabbits.

 

[Tamia78]

Do these warranties ever stop or do they just keep multiplying like rabbits.

BUNNIES, like bunnies, darnit! Os....it was supposed to be a Pun!

*shaking head* oh I am so through....lol