The Extended Service Warranty Thread

[kurchatovium]

We have many many warranties. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

BUNNIES, like bunnies, darnit! Os....it was supposed to be a Pun!

*shaking head* oh I am so through....lol

Yes I know, but I didn't want to involve the little ones, so I changed it around.

So basically you have more warranties than threads here right?

 

[kurchatovium]

Indeed we do osco. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

Why do you feel we need the warranties? Do you really believe what you're selling is needed?

 

[kurchatovium]

Of course we do we are caring compassionate demo....uhhh beings. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

Money is the root of evil. Lying is the original sin. Sounds like there's more to this than meets the eye.
These demo.....uhhh beings are the sales people or spirits correct?

 

[kurchatovium]

We are a multifaceted corporation composed of many life forms. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Tamia78]

So.....not just demons, right? What other life forms sell warranties?

 

[Michael514]

So why sell me a warranty?

 

[kurchatovium]

Cause you need one. 😀 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Tamia we have many of the lifeform you call lawyers in our firm as well. 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

Need one, but for what thread?
What post?
What will it do for me?
I mean what guarrantee do I have that this warranty is worth it?

 

[kurchatovium]

Hold on a second osco there seem to be a bunch of widldle cuddly critters at the front door.

 

[Michael514]

Bunnies, warranties, demo....beings! This doesn't make sense!

 

[kurchatovium]

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Are offices are being overrun. We are being taken over. HELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! We havent sold any warranties yet even.

 

[Michael514]

Then when the demo...beings are destroyed, will this be the end of the warranties?

 

[Tamia78]

*Doing the happy dance at the downfall of the Corporate Demon*

 

[kurchatovium]

Bunnies are now in charge. No more warranties will be sold. 😀

 

[Michael514]

So what now? This thread just doesn't end. What are you or the other demo...beings that weren't defeated going to sell us now? Let me guess Life Insurance.

 

[kurchatovium]

Nope we wont be selling anything. 😀 We are trying to locate kurch though.

 

[Michael514]

Did the demons take him prisoner?

 

[kurchatovium]

All the demons are dead. We are trying to see if any other life forms are holding him. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

What if the other life forms try and blackmail the bunnies? They will return Kurch if you let them try another scam?

 

[kurchatovium]

Dont worry osco THE THREAD and THE POST are here as well.😀 😀 😛

 

[Michael514]

The thread, the post and I guess kurch are o.k.
But will the evil ones try another attempt to take control?