I cannot BELIEVE I saw a totally new animal crossing the road today. It was like a tiny baby lizzard with a turtle type back, BARK colored. I thought it was a tiny mouse at first, but it was too slow. I stopped next to it to get a better look, and it stopped and played dead. It was some kind of mutant, and no, I don't do drugs. It looked kind of like a little black dragon!!
...that they started the commercial break in the Red Sox radio broadcast when a fly ball was in the air with two outs instead of waiting for tha ball to be caught!