The "insult the person above you" thread

[badreligion]

Is a poop head



















































Yea

 

[slacker2114]

^ has an open contract to pay anyone to be his friend. To date, only his mom has accepted the offer.

 

[badreligion]

Is fat /\

 

[slacker2114]

^ cruises old folks' homes for dates.

 

[Perduabo]

^ Smells

 

[starburstz91]

^
Isn't smarter than a 5th grader.

 

[badreligion]

has no ears

 

[starburstz91]

^
Is a shit-faced iHoe!

 

[badreligion]

Likes to get pounded in her ass with a sledghammer

 

[starburstz91]

^
Backstabber.

 

[badreligion]

has no eyes

 

[milagros317]

^ has been known to sodomize goats. 😱

 

[badreligion]

has been known to stick his head up an elephant's ass

 

[milagros317]

^ has been know to sodomize sheep, too. 😱

 

[badreligion]

like to jam hard rubber tubes up his urethra

 

[milagros317]

^ eats large bowls of monkey vomit.

 

[badreligion]

Likes to stick his ding dong into a blender

 

[milagros317]

^ also eats camel snot for breakfast.

 

[Perduabo]

^ Thinks the comedic styling of Carrot Top is the zenith of wit.

 

[milagros317]

^ eats maggot-infested dead pigeons for lunch.

 

[Perduabo]

^ Likes to yarn about his long-ago courtship of Madame Blavatsky

 

[milagros317]

^ bathes in the collected saliva of a herd of buffalo. 😱

 

[badreligion]

Likes to blow donkeys

 

[milagros317]

^ swims in the ocean so that he can blow porpoises. 😀

 

[badreligion]

likes to get ass raped by a turtle