The "insult the person above you" thread

[slacker2114]

^ hopes that someday, he can be with a woman without crying uncontrollably.

 

[milagros317]

^ eats a large bowl of cat vomit with hairballs for breakfast.

 

[slacker2114]

^ is so old, his bones are like pretzels

 

[sasaxrah]

^ Unconsciously makes chainsaw-like sounds.

 

[badreligion]

Has manly features

 

[slacker2114]

^ has feminine tendencies

 

[milagros317]

^ frequently sodomizes a goat. 😱

 

[badreligion]

has a odd obsession with goat sex

 

[milagros317]

^ prefers to have sex with mules, not goats.

 

[badreligion]

is a cockswab

 

[milagros317]

^ often bathes in horse piss. 😱

 

[badreligion]

lieks to drink bull sperm

 

[milagros317]

^ eats elephant snot for lunch at least twice a week. 😱

 

[badreligion]

likes to eat un cooked meat so he can get a tapeworm to pull out his peehole

 

[milagros317]

^ likes to eat live earthworms every morning.

 

[badreligion]

likes to lick people with a staph infection

 

[slacker2114]

^ has to take pictures of himself in the gym because everyone else is laughing too hard

 

[badreligion]

should get his fat ass to a gym because he looks like a bloated cow

 

[milagros317]

^ keeps sewer rats as pets and trains them to attack people. 😱

 

[badreligion]

likes to dance with Sheep

 

[milagros317]

^ likes to dress in pink underwear. 😛

 

[slacker2114]

^^ believes being in a gym is what it takes to be a man

^ is old enough to have been on the jury for Cain's murder trial

 

[badreligion]

is 37 years old but has the intelligence and maturity of a 7 year old

 

[milagros317]

^ eats fried grasshoppers for a snack.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

^ has seen dinosaurs... when they were alive