milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 8, 2007 #351 Name three wonderful people. A long-haired cat named Muffin.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Nov 8, 2007 #352 Do you have any pets? I was left speechless.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 8, 2007 #353 What was your reaction to the Narin and LeeAllure video? Shawshank Redemption and a gallon of water.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 8, 2007 #354 Name two things that make you piss. An interesting book to read.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 8, 2007 #355 What was Cell, by Stephen King? Computer Aided Drafting
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 8, 2007 #356 What uses up fewer pencils? Two baseballs and a clock.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 8, 2007 #357 What are good things to throw out the window? Half a Mars Bar and a wet Bison.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 8, 2007 #358 What can be found in Big Jim's basement? Two armchairs and box of tissues.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Nov 9, 2007 #359 What's your idea of a good night in? I swear, BigJim did it...
D DLazarus TMF Master Joined Jan 14, 2005 Messages 916 Points 0 Nov 9, 2007 #360 Damn......who farted? 4 scarves and a tightly rolled sock.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 9, 2007 #361 What was found on the floor of the laundry room? Two large ham and cheese sandwiches.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 9, 2007 #362 What did I have for lunch today, if you count each half of my sandwich as a full one? Really good looking trousers.
What did I have for lunch today, if you count each half of my sandwich as a full one? Really good looking trousers.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Nov 10, 2007 #363 What are you wearing right now? Blue Stilton and a handful of cream crackers.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 10, 2007 #364 What was the appetizer to the garden party I attended the other month? Five Slightly Roasted Guinea Hens
What was the appetizer to the garden party I attended the other month? Five Slightly Roasted Guinea Hens
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 10, 2007 #365 What did Hulk Hogan have for dinner last night? Two large trucks going 80 mph.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 10, 2007 #366 What causes problems on the highway? Two out of work actors inside a trash can.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 10, 2007 #367 What was found in the alley behind a famous Broadway theatre last night? Two French poodles and a loud Siamese cat.
What was found in the alley behind a famous Broadway theatre last night? Two French poodles and a loud Siamese cat.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 10, 2007 #368 What were the pets that caused Rick to leave his last apartment? Fourteen smiley faces and a hatchback.
What were the pets that caused Rick to leave his last apartment? Fourteen smiley faces and a hatchback.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 10, 2007 #369 What were drawn in that very unfunny cartoon? Two eggs and a breakfast sausage.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 10, 2007 #370 What would be a good breakfast for a Sunday morning? An entire closet of Silly String
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 10, 2007 #371 What did the practical jokers leave in your closet? Two grey hats and a brown coat.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Nov 10, 2007 #372 What did you wear last night? I will never tell.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Nov 11, 2007 #373 What is all your personal information? Lime green T-shirts in the springtime.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Nov 11, 2007 #374 What item of ridiculous looking clothing do you like to wear? Only in America.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,977 Points 113 Nov 11, 2007 #375 Where are there 50 states, each with its own state constitution? Two blue dresses and a pair of red shoes.
Where are there 50 states, each with its own state constitution? Two blue dresses and a pair of red shoes.