The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[C.K. Storyteller]

What did the woman ahead of me buy at the store?

Ridiculously good looking chocolate cookies.

 

[milagros317]

What did you devour at 5pm ruining your appetite for dinner?

Two umbrellas and a cane.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you use to hit Chrisheaven with? 😛


I was left speechless.

 

[DLazarus]

What did you use to hit Chrisheaven with? 😛


I was left speechless.

Why didn't you answer my question?

Only for laurie.......(tickleshotel)

 

[milagros317]

Are you sending Christmas presents to all TMF members this year?

A very heavy book.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What did the librarian use to chase the peeping tom out?

Sixteen tons of veal

 

[milagros317]

What will it take to feed an entire reginment of the U.S. Army?

Two strong rubber bands.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What was used to bind your wrists and ankles together?


Two dancing mice.

 

[milagros317]

What did the cat eat?

Two brightly shining lamps.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What is on right now in my room?

A calendar full of grape jelly.

 

[milagros317]

What resulted when you dropped your toast on the calendar?

Three mice with excellent vision.

 

[cettorpes]

Who did you spend your evening with?


I will soon recover.

 

[tickledgirl]

Did he tickle you too much?




Okay, maybe twice in a lifetime...

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

How often should you get married?

Giant bell bottoms made of wool

 

[milagros317]

What kind of pants go with a red rubber nose and whiteface clown make-up?

Two fornicating dogs.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What did I find on my lawn this morning?

An inflatable carrot

 

[milagros317]

What did you put in your pants to simulate a large penis?

Two long-haired cats fighting with each other.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What happened as a result of the inflatable carrot in my pants? 🙂

Milagros' 1,000,000th post.

 

[milagros317]

What will happen in the year 2040, if he lives that long?

Two leather jackets, one brown and one black.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What do I have on my Holiday Wish List?

Dreadlocks on a donkey

 

[milagros317]

What looks even worse than Brittany Spears' shaved head?

An angry racoon.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What is waiting for you the next time you go on a picnic?

Chili dogs galore

 

[milagros317]

What do you want to eat for dinner?

Two slices of pumpkin pie.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What do you want for dessert following chili dogs galore?

Telephones and Regis Philbin

 

[milagros317]

What two things do you hate being interrupted by?

Two ugly sisters.