The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[milagros317]

What will make you urinate more and stink up the house?

Two mice eating cheese.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What were you watching on Youtube? 😛


It was embarrassing.

 

[milagros317]

How would you describe the situation when your mother walked into your room without knocking and you were using your vibrator? 😱

A cold, left-over turkey drumstick.

 

[Michael514]

What used insrument is in the refrigerator that our show-off drummer, from our band, accidentally left in there.

fame and fortune

 

[Horatio]

Hey, what were the names of those two transvestite strippers we saw last night?


It used to be a Porsche

 

[Michael514]

What kind of fancy car was that the two transvestite strippers were driving till they crashed into that gasoline truck?

Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach.

 

[Horatio]

What three men starred in the baddest-ass Western in the history of cinema, with the possible exception of "The Outlaw Josey Wales" and "Unforgiven"?

Rectum

 

[Michael514]

Where is the last place you want your physician to put his or her hand, after he or she puts on a glove, during a check-up?

Democrats and Republicans.

 

[Horatio]

What do the Clintons and the Bush's own, respectively?

A fat lip, a haircut, and a job

 

[milagros317]

What did you have after being punched in the mouth, taken to the barber, and given new employment?

Two fat cats.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you adopt from the animal shelter?


It was interesting.

 

[Horatio]

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think about the play?

Diving board

 

[milagros317]

Was there anything new at the lake?

Two hungry hamsters.

 

[Horatio]

What was the 1985 Yugo GV powered by?


Pac Man

 

[milagros317]

What was your favorite video game in the 1980's?

Two skinny monkeys.

 

[Horatio]

10 monkeys + 1 banana famine = ???


Soup d'Jour

 

[milagros317]

What did you have as your first course instead of salad?

Two horny pandas.

 

[Horatio]

What would you get if Ling Ling and Hsing-Hsing smoked pot together at the National Zoo in Washington?


The funniest dude at the TMF

 

[milagros317]

Who is Chrisheaven?

Two rampaging bears.

(Great photo of the pandas. 😀 )

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What animals chased after you at the State Park last summer?


The lights are on but nobody's home.

 

[milagros317]

What was the situation at Big Jim's house last night?

Two chipmunks running in the park.

 

[cettorpes]

What did you see on the way home?


Nobody writes to me in my threads again.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

Well now, how is your ongoing relationship with Emily Dickinson?


The doors of perception.

 

[milagros317]

What did you enter at the ophthamologist's office?

Two cats fighting over a dead bird in the park.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What was all that hissing and meowing you heard last night? 😀


It was okay.