milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 23, 2007 #426 What will make you urinate more and stink up the house? Two mice eating cheese.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Nov 23, 2007 #427 What were you watching on Youtube? 😛 It was embarrassing. Last edited: Nov 24, 2007
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 23, 2007 #428 How would you describe the situation when your mother walked into your room without knocking and you were using your vibrator? 😱 A cold, left-over turkey drumstick.
How would you describe the situation when your mother walked into your room without knocking and you were using your vibrator? 😱 A cold, left-over turkey drumstick.
M Michael514 Level of Lemon Feather Joined Jul 9, 2005 Messages 12,010 Points 0 Nov 23, 2007 #429 What used insrument is in the refrigerator that our show-off drummer, from our band, accidentally left in there. fame and fortune
What used insrument is in the refrigerator that our show-off drummer, from our band, accidentally left in there. fame and fortune
H Horatio TMF Master Joined Aug 31, 2002 Messages 804 Points 0 Nov 24, 2007 #430 Hey, what were the names of those two transvestite strippers we saw last night? It used to be a Porsche
Hey, what were the names of those two transvestite strippers we saw last night? It used to be a Porsche
M Michael514 Level of Lemon Feather Joined Jul 9, 2005 Messages 12,010 Points 0 Nov 24, 2007 #431 What kind of fancy car was that the two transvestite strippers were driving till they crashed into that gasoline truck? Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach.
What kind of fancy car was that the two transvestite strippers were driving till they crashed into that gasoline truck? Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach.
H Horatio TMF Master Joined Aug 31, 2002 Messages 804 Points 0 Nov 24, 2007 #432 What three men starred in the baddest-ass Western in the history of cinema, with the possible exception of "The Outlaw Josey Wales" and "Unforgiven"? Rectum
What three men starred in the baddest-ass Western in the history of cinema, with the possible exception of "The Outlaw Josey Wales" and "Unforgiven"? Rectum
M Michael514 Level of Lemon Feather Joined Jul 9, 2005 Messages 12,010 Points 0 Nov 24, 2007 #433 Where is the last place you want your physician to put his or her hand, after he or she puts on a glove, during a check-up? Democrats and Republicans.
Where is the last place you want your physician to put his or her hand, after he or she puts on a glove, during a check-up? Democrats and Republicans.
H Horatio TMF Master Joined Aug 31, 2002 Messages 804 Points 0 Nov 24, 2007 #434 What do the Clintons and the Bush's own, respectively? A fat lip, a haircut, and a job
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 24, 2007 #435 What did you have after being punched in the mouth, taken to the barber, and given new employment? Two fat cats.
What did you have after being punched in the mouth, taken to the barber, and given new employment? Two fat cats.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Nov 24, 2007 #436 What did you adopt from the animal shelter? It was interesting.
H Horatio TMF Master Joined Aug 31, 2002 Messages 804 Points 0 Nov 25, 2007 #437 Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think about the play? Diving board
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 25, 2007 #438 Was there anything new at the lake? Two hungry hamsters.
H Horatio TMF Master Joined Aug 31, 2002 Messages 804 Points 0 Nov 25, 2007 #439 What was the 1985 Yugo GV powered by? Pac Man
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 25, 2007 #440 What was your favorite video game in the 1980's? Two skinny monkeys.
H Horatio TMF Master Joined Aug 31, 2002 Messages 804 Points 0 Nov 25, 2007 #441 10 monkeys + 1 banana famine = ??? Soup d'Jour
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 25, 2007 #442 What did you have as your first course instead of salad? Two horny pandas.
H Horatio TMF Master Joined Aug 31, 2002 Messages 804 Points 0 Nov 25, 2007 #443 What would you get if Ling Ling and Hsing-Hsing smoked pot together at the National Zoo in Washington? The funniest dude at the TMF
What would you get if Ling Ling and Hsing-Hsing smoked pot together at the National Zoo in Washington? The funniest dude at the TMF
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 25, 2007 #444 Who is Chrisheaven? Two rampaging bears. (Great photo of the pandas. 😀 )
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Nov 27, 2007 #445 What animals chased after you at the State Park last summer? The lights are on but nobody's home.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 27, 2007 #446 What was the situation at Big Jim's house last night? Two chipmunks running in the park.
C cettorpes 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Jun 19, 2007 Messages 1,471 Points 0 Nov 28, 2007 #447 What did you see on the way home? Nobody writes to me in my threads again.
C ChosenofMystra 2nd Level Yellow Feather Joined Aug 3, 2006 Messages 3,341 Points 0 Nov 28, 2007 #448 Well now, how is your ongoing relationship with Emily Dickinson? The doors of perception.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,685 Points 113 Nov 28, 2007 #449 What did you enter at the ophthamologist's office? Two cats fighting over a dead bird in the park.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Nov 30, 2007 #450 What was all that hissing and meowing you heard last night? 😀 It was okay.