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The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

What will make you urinate more and stink up the house?

Two mice eating cheese.
 
How would you describe the situation when your mother walked into your room without knocking and you were using your vibrator? 😱

A cold, left-over turkey drumstick.
 
What used insrument is in the refrigerator that our show-off drummer, from our band, accidentally left in there.

fame and fortune
 
Hey, what were the names of those two transvestite strippers we saw last night?


It used to be a Porsche
 
What kind of fancy car was that the two transvestite strippers were driving till they crashed into that gasoline truck?

Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach.
 
What three men starred in the baddest-ass Western in the history of cinema, with the possible exception of "The Outlaw Josey Wales" and "Unforgiven"?

Rectum
 
Where is the last place you want your physician to put his or her hand, after he or she puts on a glove, during a check-up?

Democrats and Republicans.
 
What do the Clintons and the Bush's own, respectively?

A fat lip, a haircut, and a job
 
What did you have after being punched in the mouth, taken to the barber, and given new employment?

Two fat cats.
 
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, what did you think about the play?

Diving board
 
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What would you get if Ling Ling and Hsing-Hsing smoked pot together at the National Zoo in Washington?


The funniest dude at the TMF
 
What animals chased after you at the State Park last summer?


The lights are on but nobody's home.
 
What was the situation at Big Jim's house last night?

Two chipmunks running in the park.
 
What did you see on the way home?


Nobody writes to me in my threads again.
 
Well now, how is your ongoing relationship with Emily Dickinson?


The doors of perception.
 
What did you enter at the ophthamologist's office?

Two cats fighting over a dead bird in the park.
 
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