milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Dec 12, 2007 #476 What is even less attractive than Chrisheaven in pink underwear? Two parrots with large vocabularies.
What is even less attractive than Chrisheaven in pink underwear? Two parrots with large vocabularies.
C C.K. Storyteller 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Mar 7, 2007 Messages 5,729 Points 0 Dec 13, 2007 #477 Who were the guest instructors at my linguistics course? A pick up basketball game in the Arctic.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Dec 13, 2007 #478 What is not played in t-shirts and shorts? Two holiday packages with the wrong address.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Dec 13, 2007 #479 What did UPS mistakenly deliver to you? A naked Barbie.
M Michael514 Level of Lemon Feather Joined Jul 9, 2005 Messages 12,010 Points 0 Dec 13, 2007 #480 What did G.I. Joe and Ken fight over for? The Empire Strikes Back.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Dec 14, 2007 #481 Which movie put you to sleep? Two shirts that don't fit me.
N notcoolzeus TMF Regular Joined Dec 11, 2007 Messages 168 Points 0 Dec 14, 2007 #482 Why were you at the Hannah Montana concert yesterday? Shindler's list
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Dec 14, 2007 #483 What film deserved its Oscar? Two hats that aren't warm enough for today.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Dec 19, 2007 #484 What did you find when bringing out your winter stuff? A dog forced to wear a Christmas sweater.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Dec 19, 2007 #485 What creature looks very unhappy in the Christmas photo? Two pairs of eyeglasses.
K kirasao TMF Expert Joined May 14, 2003 Messages 459 Points 0 Dec 20, 2007 #486 What are the most expensive things your vision insurance refused to cover? About 3:18 in the morning.
What are the most expensive things your vision insurance refused to cover? About 3:18 in the morning.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Dec 20, 2007 #487 What time did you wake up needing to urinate? Not today, too much has gone wrong already.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Dec 22, 2007 #488 Do you wanna go bungee jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge today? It was torture!
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Dec 22, 2007 #489 How did you like the movie Hostel? Three barking dgs.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Dec 22, 2007 #490 What did you get on the third day of Christmas instead of three French hens? It'll be fun.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 36 Jan 2, 2008 #491 Do you really want to be tickle tortured? 😀 A blown rear end.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Jan 3, 2008 #492 What was wrong with that used car that you bought? Two gray hats and red cap.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 36 Jan 3, 2008 #493 What did you buy your wife for her birthday? A one legged man.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 3, 2008 #494 What was that story about that you read the other day? A chimp wearing a pink frilly dress.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 36 Jan 3, 2008 #495 Who would you take on a dream date? A smelly fart.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 3, 2008 #496 What is that smell? Dancing naked around a bonfire.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 36 Jan 3, 2008 #497 What is the president doing? A buffalo and a moose.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 602,895 Points 113 Jan 3, 2008 #498 Whose head are mounted on your wall? Two fat cats and a skinny dog.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 36 Jan 3, 2008 #499 Whats for dinner? Roger Rabbit and a bowl of pudding.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 8, 2008 #500 What is the new children's book Madonna wrote about? Ruby red slippers.