milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 8, 2008 #501 What did shoe fetishists like about "The Wizard of Oz"? Two raincoats and a green hat.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 38 Jan 9, 2008 #502 If you won the lottery what would you buy? A keg of beer and and a beautiful blonde.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 10, 2008 #503 What do you wish were in your room right now? Two emeralds and a small diamond.
goddess_nemesis Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 10, 2008 #504 What will you be sending me next year for my birthday? 😛 (Oh, mils, you shouldn't have. LOL! 😛 ) An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini. 😀
What will you be sending me next year for my birthday? 😛 (Oh, mils, you shouldn't have. LOL! 😛 ) An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini. 😀
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 10, 2008 #505 What should women wear to TMF gatherings? Two hammers and a pair of pliers.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Jan 11, 2008 #506 What do you use to masturbate? He just buggered off.
goddess_nemesis Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 11, 2008 #507 Where did milagros go? 🙂 It won't do any good.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Jan 13, 2008 #508 What about penis enlargement? The trouble is actually getting her to do it properly.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 13, 2008 #509 Does your wife tickle you? Two wire hangers and a hook in the wall.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Jan 16, 2008 #510 Where do you hang your tickle victims to cool down? Why, certainly, sir.
goddess_nemesis Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 16, 2008 #511 Would you tickle milagros? 😛 It's impossible.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 16, 2008 #512 Could 6 be a prime number? Two days at most.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 38 Jan 16, 2008 #513 How long before she is tickled to death? A foot of snow in July.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 16, 2008 #514 What can be experienced in Australia but not in New York? Two very ticklish bare feet.
goddess_nemesis Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 17, 2008 #515 What do you fantasize about? It wasn't what I expected.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 17, 2008 #516 What did you see when Big Jim dropped his pants? Two red fire trucks and a jeep.
goddess_nemesis Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 18, 2008 #517 What did you see driving by your house this morning? It was so small.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 18, 2008 #518 What surprised you when Natural Tickler dropped his pants? Two flat tires and a broken radiator.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 38 Jan 18, 2008 #519 Why did the car slow down and overheat? A pile of dog poo.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 19, 2008 #520 What did you step in last night? Two warm sweaters and a raincoat.
goddess_nemesis Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Jan 19, 2008 #521 What did you wear today? A mouse on a cat.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 24, 2008 #522 What did you see in the basement? Two feathers and a toothbrush.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 38 Jan 24, 2008 #523 What did you use on that poor girl's feet? A ham and cheese sandwich and a golf club.
milagros317 Wielder of 500 Feathers Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 615,132 Points 113 Jan 24, 2008 #524 What did you find on the floor in the basement? Never on Sunday.
B Bizkit Verified Joined Apr 29, 2005 Messages 7,003 Points 38 Jan 24, 2008 #525 Are there any days you don't run naked through the streets? A cheap hooker.