The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[milagros317]

What did shoe fetishists like about "The Wizard of Oz"?

Two raincoats and a green hat.

 

[Bizkit]

If you won the lottery what would you buy?

A keg of beer and and a beautiful blonde.

 

[milagros317]

What do you wish were in your room right now?

Two emeralds and a small diamond.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What will you be sending me next year for my birthday? 😛 (Oh, mils, you shouldn't have. LOL! 😛 )


An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini. 😀

 

[milagros317]

What should women wear to TMF gatherings?

Two hammers and a pair of pliers.

 

[subZer0]

What do you use to masturbate?



He just buggered off.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Where did milagros go? 🙂


It won't do any good.

 

[subZer0]

What about penis enlargement?




The trouble is actually getting her to do it properly.

 

[milagros317]

Does your wife tickle you?

Two wire hangers and a hook in the wall.

 

[subZer0]

Where do you hang your tickle victims to cool down?



Why, certainly, sir.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Would you tickle milagros? 😛


It's impossible.

 

[milagros317]

Could 6 be a prime number?

Two days at most.

 

[Bizkit]

How long before she is tickled to death?


A foot of snow in July.

 

[milagros317]

What can be experienced in Australia but not in New York?

Two very ticklish bare feet.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you fantasize about?


It wasn't what I expected.

 

[milagros317]

What did you see when Big Jim dropped his pants?

Two red fire trucks and a jeep.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you see driving by your house this morning?


It was so small.

 

[milagros317]

What surprised you when Natural Tickler dropped his pants?

Two flat tires and a broken radiator.

 

[Bizkit]

Why did the car slow down and overheat?

A pile of dog poo.

 

[milagros317]

What did you step in last night?

Two warm sweaters and a raincoat.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you wear today?


A mouse on a cat.

 

[milagros317]

What did you see in the basement?

Two feathers and a toothbrush.

 

[Bizkit]

What did you use on that poor girl's feet?

A ham and cheese sandwich and a golf club.

 

[milagros317]

What did you find on the floor in the basement?

Never on Sunday.

 

[Bizkit]

Are there any days you don't run naked through the streets?


A cheap hooker.