The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[milagros317]

What did you buy yourself for a birthday present last year?

Three beautiful sisters.

 

[Tick L]

Who's that under your sheets?

A sack of potatoes.

 

[milagros317]

What's more attrative to women than a sack of manure?

Two cans of tuna and a loaf of bread.

 

[subZer0]

What can you fit up your arse?



Shit happens.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you say when things in your life go wrong?


It was a lot of fun.

 

[subZer0]

What did you think to that night out with milagros?



Bend me, shape me, anyway you want me.

 

[milagros317]

What did you say to the Dominatrix?

Two roaring tigers and a donkey.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would you have?


See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

 

[milagros317]

What is the attitude of some reporters when they are among homicidal fanatics whom they support?

Two nails and a screw.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is your newest collection made up of?


A fire-breathing dragon.

 

[Tamia78]

I hear you bought a new pet, what did you buy?

Well, they were kinda stuck together.

 

[milagros317]

What was the problem with your tomcat and the female cat next door?

Two loud shirts and a gray hat.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you buy on eBay?


It was so beautiful.

 

[milagros317]

What did you think when you saw Mistress Zara's bare foot?

Two textbooks and a novel.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you read last night?


A flying squirrel.

 

[milagros317]

What kind of creature was Bullwinkle's friend?

Three broken wine glasses.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What was the result of your drunken rampage? 😛


A cute lovable little bunny.

 

[milagros317]

What is the best pet to have?

A straightjacket and a pair of ankle cuffs.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What is your favorite way of immobilizing someone in order to tickle their feet? 😛


A dog chasing a cat.

 

[milagros317]

What do you see on the street often?

Two history books and a magazine.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you consider light reading material?


Third times the charm.

 

[milagros317]

How many times did it take you to find the bathroom in that store?

Two paintings and a drawing in crayon.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you buy at that art auction last week?


It was fun while it lasted.

 

[milagros317]

How was your tickle session with the most talented Lee Allure?

Two bottles of wine and a fifth of gin.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

How much did you drink last night?


I'm never doing that again.