The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[C.K. Storyteller]

Are most Brits upstanding citizens?

Yes, but only on Tuesday evenings.

 

[Artoo]

Do you poke badgers with spoons?

Well, there was one time where I got orange juice in their eye, but we don't talk about that anymore.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Why don't you serve breakfast to the Queen anymore?

Five, and not a dollar less!

 

[Artoo]

What's the cheapest you'd charge for a matter transporter?

Well, I heard that they used to be called squigglelumes.

 

[milagros317]

What are those ugly objects in your back yard called?

Two geese and a wounded duck.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What came as a result of fowl play? 😉

Times New Roman was found at the scene.

 

[milagros317]

What was found when the newspaper stand blew up?

Two ballpoint pens and a sharp pencil.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What should you bring to the crossword convention?

Thousands of bunnies, all in a row.

 

[milagros317]

What looks like a feast to a wolf?

Next Monday at the earliest.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

When can you mail me my free copy of your award winning story? 😉

If you do that again, I swear I'm calling security.

 

[milagros317]

What will that woman say if you keep poking her in the ribs?

I don't know where it is or how to get there.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What did I say when KillerQueen invited me to Berlin?

A fish? Here?

 

[milagros317]

What was your reaction when you looked in your underwear?

Two rifles and a double-barreled shotgun.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What did I use to dispose of the fish in my underwear?

Sea salt on a pile of apple cores

 

[milagros317]

What does Chef Tony serve at home to his family? 😛

The first chance that he gets.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

How quickly will Mils volunteer to be tickled? 🙂

A thousand smileys, all in a row, dancing and bouncing up and down.

 

[milagros317]

What can't be put in one post because of the limit on smilies or other graphics per post?

Two sparrows and an old crow.

 

[Artoo]

What do you put into pies?

Beep.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Say hello, artoo. . .

Red pants are in fashion in the summertime.

 

[milagros317]

What's strange about Coney Island?

Two dead pigs and a live goat.

 

[Artoo]

What is the dowry price for your daughter?

It came from beneath the sink...

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Where did you get that ammonia?

The robots have taken over the senior center!

 

[milagros317]

Why did service improve at the senior center?

Two sick pigeons and a healthy falcon.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What would you find at an aviary veterinarians office?

Running through the meadow, clutching the broken Slinky

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What would make people think you were insane?


It was already broken.