The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[C.K. Storyteller]

Will you put gravy on my chicken?

Phyllis Diller in Spandex.

 

[Artoo]

What both turns you on and repulses you at the same time?

It's called the tickling media forum 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Where are we?

This is the way we mow the lawn, mow the lawn, mow the lawn.

 

[Artoo]

Do you remember the mowing song?

Curtains!

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What should we put up on the windows?

Here's one for the bird.

 

[Artoo]

Can you say, "Here's one for the bird"?

Only my suicide bunnies.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What will you bring with you to the next gathering?

We're sailing, Fred. Is it bumpy on your side?

 

[milagros317]

What did you say on the boat with Mr. Flintstone?

Two large boxes and a small bag.

 

[baldadonis]

What's that underneath your shirt?

One stick of margerine, two cups of flour, 3 eggs, and a 2 month old sandwich.

 

[milagros317]

What did you find in Big Jim's refrigerator?

Two coins and an expired credit card.

 

[baldadonis]

What do you intend to pay for dinner with?

KISS, REO Speedwagon, and Journey.

 

[milagros317]

What do you listen to?

Two old cows and a young goose.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What animals were most annoying on the ark?

That smiley is hiding behind a couch!

 

[milagros317]

How did you describe this?

Three lost sheep, far from home.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What did you find out in the mountains?

Got one sock, looking for the other.

 

[milagros317]

What happened the morning after when you wanted to get dressed?

Two apples and a peach.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What did the person on the raw fruit diet have to eat?

It's a family affair.

 

[milagros317]

What do you call it when somebody screws his own sister?

Thursday would be the best day for it.

 

[BlondeWitch]

Have you ever wondered when the world will end?



I don't know, I just make it up as I go.

 

[ticklishscribe]

Have you ever thought of being in a Tickling story. ​

 

[milagros317]

What's your best pick-up line?

Two cats mating in the middle of the road.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you see outside when you woke up this morning?


It was the most frightening thing I had ever seen in my life.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What happened when the Clinton's went to a nudist colony?

One pill makes you bigger, and one pill makes you small.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What will those pills do?


It happened a long time ago.

 

[milagros317]

When were you born?

Two maple trees and one oak.