The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[kered]

You should put that back in your pants.






She said it's cute.

 

[isabeau]

is cute better than pretty?

petunias make an awful mess..

 

[cettorpes]

How many autns are playing a pillowfight at your house?


I did not get an answer from a friend today.

 

[milagros317]

Why are you waiting for the phone to ring?

Three eggs, some crisp bacon, and two green peppers.

 

[Dave2112]

So, what do you put in your pipe bombs to give them that extra "punch"?



Because there's just no place to put it! But, I'm hoping the Twinkies will help.

 

[milagros317]

Why is your hero sandwich on the floor?

Autumn is now here.

 

[kered]

I just untied Summer....so who's next?






Badges?......We don't need no stinking badges!

 

[isabeau]

where is the best place for a badge to be fixed?

blondes always make the best sense possible..

 

[cettorpes]

What would you say in a compliment for blondes?


I just sneeze and feel dizzy.

 

[isabeau]

do you sneeze loudly or quietly?

i played in my hottub last night..

 

[natural tickler]

Are you really that dumb, or is it great acting??


Give me three days, a flashlight, and an air-brush kit.

 

[isabeau]

what do you use to get off?

i'm really that dumb...so sue me..

 

[Volsung]

"If you tickle us, do we not cum?"

 

[isabeau]

whoever thought up the term, cum?

my kittie is the laziest cat i know..

 

[cettorpes]

Do you know a lazy pet?


It's in the cupbouard, next to the skeleton.

 

[milagros317]

Where do you keep the severed head?

I like to eat pasta.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What do you like to eat?


I've been framed!

 

[milagros317]

What would the painting hanging on my wall say if it could talk?

Two cats and a parrot.

 

[Mistress Aura]

Whatever did you use to make this wonderful stew??


I tried it once, but it's just not worth it.

 

[kered]

You don't like my parrots nibbling on your toes?







I found it....honest!

 

[milagros317]

Where did you get that really ugly bird?

No sooner than 3pm today.

 

[kered]

When can you pick up the self tickling machine you ordered?







It's all in the wrist.

 

[milagros317]

What advice would you give somebody just learning to masturbate?

Two long-haired cats and a rabbit.

 

[isabeau]

do cats and rabbits masturbate?

Superman is the greatest comic book hero ever!!!!!!!!!!

 

[milagros317]

What do most children believe when they read DC Comics?

It too high up.