milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Sep 28, 2007 #176 Why did you buy a hydrogen fusion power plant? Two pounds of Swiss cheese.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Sep 29, 2007 #177 What was left after the explosion? It hurts when I do this.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Sep 29, 2007 #178 What happens when you put your hand into the garbage disposal? Two days in Baltimore.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Sep 29, 2007 #179 What's worse that a sharp stick poked into your eye? Because it's there.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Sep 29, 2007 #180 Why did you burn down that hospital? Three days in Cleveland.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Sep 29, 2007 #181 What is worse that two days in Baltimore? She was under it.
N natural tickler Verified Joined Oct 10, 2003 Messages 20,688 Points 0 Sep 29, 2007 #182 Why did Jimmy crack corn, and no one cared??? crabcakes, a safety pin, chicken bones, and an air brush kit.
Why did Jimmy crack corn, and no one cared??? crabcakes, a safety pin, chicken bones, and an air brush kit.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Sep 29, 2007 #183 What do you get a voodoo priestess for Christmas? Yeah, but it didn't hurt at first.
C cettorpes 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Jun 19, 2007 Messages 1,471 Points 0 Sep 30, 2007 #184 You were out half naked in the sun in this hot for 9 hours, weren't you? I don't think so. Last edited: Mar 9, 2008
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Sep 30, 2007 #185 Would you run naked through a forest? He said there was no film in the camera.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Sep 30, 2007 #186 Why did you pose stark bare-assed naked for that photographer? Two salami sandwiches.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Sep 30, 2007 #187 What is your cure for acne? She didn't have to laugh.
C cettorpes 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Jun 19, 2007 Messages 1,471 Points 0 Sep 30, 2007 #188 I know, she had to tell jokes, but what didn't she have to do? No, no, and no. Last edited: Oct 4, 2007
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Sep 30, 2007 #189 Did you travel to China, buy an elephant, or climb Mt. Everest this year? Two chairs and a lamp.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Sep 30, 2007 #190 What did you run in to? It was disgusting.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Sep 30, 2007 #191 Did you read my novel, "Sorority Sisters"? 😛 Two pillows and a blanket.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Oct 1, 2007 #192 What's fashionable to wear? I'm never doing that again.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 1, 2007 #193 What did you say after eating an entire six-foot hero sandwich? The cat ate it.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 1, 2007 #194 What did you say after eating an entire six-foot hero sandwich? The cat ate it.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 1, 2007 #195 What did you say after eating an entire six-foot hero sandwich? The cat ate it.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Oct 2, 2007 #196 What happened to Kered's parrot? 😱 Two dancing monkeys.
M Mz Chaos 2nd Level Yellow Feather Joined Feb 5, 2006 Messages 3,392 Points 0 Oct 2, 2007 #197 Who'd you lose to in the talent contest? In dim lights, you'll never notice it.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Oct 2, 2007 #198 Is that growth painful? The doctor gave me a salve for it.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Oct 2, 2007 #199 How's your arm after that horse bit you? I blame the flying monkeys!
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 2, 2007 #200 How did your ass get bitten? Two long-haired cats and a ball of yarn.