M Mz Chaos 2nd Level Yellow Feather Joined Feb 5, 2006 Messages 3,392 Points 0 Oct 3, 2007 #201 What was the weirdest thing you ever used as a kite? Whatever you do... don't pull the red handle!
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Oct 3, 2007 #202 So this is your new sex/tickling machine. Yeah, but it pays the bills.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 3, 2007 #203 Isn't it unpleasant shoveling manure? Two broken bats and a catcher's mask.
Dave2112 Level of Cherry Feather Joined Apr 17, 2001 Messages 10,294 Points 0 Oct 5, 2007 #204 Do you have a generous offer for the Charity Christmas Drive? Exit...Stage Left.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Oct 6, 2007 #205 What is on Snagglepuss' tombstone? Then she violated me.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 6, 2007 #206 What did the woman police officer do after she came into your cell? Two floor lamps and a broken chair.
What did the woman police officer do after she came into your cell? Two floor lamps and a broken chair.
T tickleshotel Verified Joined May 7, 2001 Messages 24,051 Points 0 Oct 6, 2007 #207 Do you Lick your Stamps or do you Seal it with a Glue Pen? Wink at me
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 6, 2007 #208 What did the guy across the room do? Two pillows and a torn sheet.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Oct 6, 2007 #209 What did you get out of the divorce? It's just unnatural.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 7, 2007 #210 Why don't more people root for the Chicago Cubs? Two winter hats and one left glove.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Oct 7, 2007 #211 What are you wearing today? He said it would be just a tiny prick.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 8, 2007 #212 How did that guy at the bar describe his genitalia to you? Two magazines and a book without its cover.
How did that guy at the bar describe his genitalia to you? Two magazines and a book without its cover.
Dave2112 Level of Cherry Feather Joined Apr 17, 2001 Messages 10,294 Points 0 Oct 8, 2007 #213 What the hell did you shove into this AK-47 to make it misfire like that?!? I call them "The Bread in a Dave Sandwich"
What the hell did you shove into this AK-47 to make it misfire like that?!? I call them "The Bread in a Dave Sandwich"
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 8, 2007 #214 What do you call those disgusting things in your cheeks? Two light bulbs and a pen with no ink.
S SirDigbyChickenCaesar TMF Master Joined Jul 7, 2001 Messages 698 Points 16 Oct 8, 2007 #215 What did you get at the hardware store? The nightstand is not a toy.
Mistress Aura Verified Joined Aug 14, 2006 Messages 1,593 Points 0 Oct 8, 2007 #216 What's written on your leg cast over there on the right..? He had to hold me down, but it worked.
S SirDigbyChickenCaesar TMF Master Joined Jul 7, 2001 Messages 698 Points 16 Oct 8, 2007 #217 How did he manage to tickle you? The one over there by the electric eels.
Mistress Aura Verified Joined Aug 14, 2006 Messages 1,593 Points 0 Oct 9, 2007 #218 Which toy did you use when you wound up with the cast? It will stop turning so red if you just let it go.
Which toy did you use when you wound up with the cast? It will stop turning so red if you just let it go.
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,123 Points 0 Oct 9, 2007 #219 What's with the big zit on your butt? I meant to do that.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Oct 9, 2007 #220 Was it an accident that you ate the dog's dinner, instead of your own? Hook, line and sinker!
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 9, 2007 #221 What feel overboard when you tried to catch the big fish? Two paintings and a framed photograph.
Mistress Aura Verified Joined Aug 14, 2006 Messages 1,593 Points 0 Oct 10, 2007 #222 So what did that crook sell you that he claimed were original Picassos? I kissed it and made it better.
So what did that crook sell you that he claimed were original Picassos? I kissed it and made it better.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Oct 10, 2007 #223 What did you do when you saw me nursing my tired wang after tickling the hell out of you?! Watching the sunset, and a gorgeous lee tied to my bed, barefoot and waiting!!!
What did you do when you saw me nursing my tired wang after tickling the hell out of you?! Watching the sunset, and a gorgeous lee tied to my bed, barefoot and waiting!!!
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 10, 2007 #224 What was in your dream last night? Two pens that write with blue ink and one manilla folder.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Oct 10, 2007 #225 What did you buy at the flea market? It wasn't me!