The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[cettorpes]

How do you say "Thank you" in your native language?



It depends on my x-wing spaceship's energy state.

 

[tickledgirl]

Will you be attending the Ewok orgy?




Because the other leg is longer.

 

[milagros317]

Why didn't you kick Chris in the arse with your left leg?

Two bicycles and a wheelbarrow.

 

[Dave2112]

How are you planning on getting Rush Limbaugh to the pharmacy?



Muad'Dib......or Larry.

 

[tickledgirl]

How are you planning on getting Rush Limbaugh to the pharmacy?



Muad'Dib......or Larry.

What did The Badger call Paul Atriedes?





It's magically delicious!

 

[subZer0]

How would you describe Milagros' big toe?



The little pixie did it.

 

[milagros317]

Who gave you syphilis?

Two lunchboxes and a shovel.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you buy on eBay?


I saw it in a movie once.

 

[milagros317]

Where did you get the idea to eat a squrrel?

Two cell phones and a broken recharger.

 

[Dave2112]

What'll you take for that sweet ass of yours?



No, I just spit a lot.

 

[kered]

Blow your nose much?












It's not bad mixed with pickle juice.

 

[tickledgirl]

How do you convince her to swallow?




Oh dear, poor Aunt Sadie.

 

[Dave2112]

I left a loaded shotgun around here somewhere. Anyone seen it?



His mind is not for rent...to any God or Government

 

[milagros317]

What is the sign of an independent thinker?

Two bottles of beer and an ashtray.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What are the main ingredients in your secret family recipe?


I have an alibi! 😛

 

[milagros317]

Why weren't you arrested for malicious mischief?

Two pillows and a blanket.

 

[tickledgirl]

What did you use to plug the hole in the dike?



I need more flexibility!!

 

[kered]

Why did you buy the Swedish Love Swing?









It makes life better.

 

[milagros317]

Why do you come to the TMF?

Two shopping bags and a hammer.

 

[kered]

How do you get your dates in the mood?










That goes without saying.

 

[subZer0]

You, sir, have a small willy!




Damn those bloody horses!

 

[milagros317]

Did you win money at the horse races?

Two shirts and a towel.

 

[subZer0]

What do you like to wear when you go to work?



Wank. Shit. Bollocks. Crap. Bastard.

 

[milagros317]

What words do you teach to young children?

Two photos and a painting.

 

[subZer0]

What do you use instead of wallpaper?



In the back, alongside the sticks of dynamite.