Dave2112 Level of Cherry Feather Joined Apr 17, 2001 Messages 10,294 Points 0 Oct 21, 2007 #276 Where's your wood furnace? Ball...puck....same difference.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Oct 22, 2007 #277 What pet names do you have for your meat and two veg? Goodness gracious me!
T tickledgirl 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Oct 22, 2005 Messages 5,615 Points 0 Oct 22, 2007 #278 Dear, what are those two doing under that blanket? Why thank you, don't mind if I do!
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Oct 22, 2007 #279 Care to enter my dungeon? MUHAHAHA!!! A little over half an hour.
M Mz Chaos 2nd Level Yellow Feather Joined Feb 5, 2006 Messages 3,392 Points 0 Oct 22, 2007 #280 How long do you wait to go into the bathroom after maniactickler has used it? It only looks small from this angle.
How long do you wait to go into the bathroom after maniactickler has used it? It only looks small from this angle.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Oct 22, 2007 #281 Is maniac's willy really that small?! Only in America! Last edited: Oct 22, 2007
C cettorpes 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Jun 19, 2007 Messages 1,471 Points 0 Oct 22, 2007 #282 Do you like dating with Hungarian girls? A broom and a sponge.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 22, 2007 #283 What objects have never been used in Big Jim's living quarters? Two buckets and a broken dish.
D DLazarus TMF Master Joined Jan 14, 2005 Messages 916 Points 0 Oct 23, 2007 #284 What did she take home from the river? Please not there!!
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 23, 2007 #285 What did you say when the old woman smacked you in the groin with a frying pan? 😱 Two roses and a violet.
What did you say when the old woman smacked you in the groin with a frying pan? 😱 Two roses and a violet.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Oct 24, 2007 #286 What flowers did you give to Cettorpes? 😀 It wasn't what I expected.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 24, 2007 #287 What did you say when you saw Big Jim naked? Two wooden chopsticks and a spoon.
goddess_nemesis Verified Joined Nov 10, 2001 Messages 42,924 Points 38 Oct 24, 2007 #288 What did you break in half when you did that new karate move you learned? I couldn't stop laughing.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 24, 2007 #289 What happened when three Lers ganged up on you? Two tin cans and a razor blade.
T tickledgirl 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Oct 22, 2005 Messages 5,615 Points 0 Oct 25, 2007 #290 What should every spy carry? I think it's a sprinkler!
S SirDigbyChickenCaesar TMF Master Joined Jul 7, 2001 Messages 698 Points 16 Oct 26, 2007 #291 What could be spraying urine on my car at night? That camera gives me the creeps!
T tickledgirl 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Oct 22, 2005 Messages 5,615 Points 0 Oct 26, 2007 #292 Do you like modelling for him? Next Wednesday, at 11:50 PM!
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 26, 2007 #293 When will you be tickled next? Two automobile tires and a wrench.
T tickledgirl 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Oct 22, 2005 Messages 5,615 Points 0 Oct 26, 2007 #294 How are you planning to skate down the mountain? It's just a little redder than usual.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 26, 2007 #295 How is your nose today? Two coat hangers and a shoehorn.
T tickledgirl 3rd Level Blue Feather Joined Oct 22, 2005 Messages 5,615 Points 0 Oct 26, 2007 #296 What did you see that sent you out of that OB/GYN's office so quickly? Well yes, it is a little bigger.
What did you see that sent you out of that OB/GYN's office so quickly? Well yes, it is a little bigger.
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 26, 2007 #297 Did your bra size change after that cosmetic surgery? Two paperback books and a newspaper.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Oct 27, 2007 #298 What do you use to wipe your arse, after a particularly explosive poo? And they said "Bugger orf, you rotten git!"
What do you use to wipe your arse, after a particularly explosive poo? And they said "Bugger orf, you rotten git!"
milagros317 Verified Joined Jan 12, 2002 Messages 603,000 Points 113 Oct 27, 2007 #299 What did your friends say when you asked to borrow £500 yesterday? (I'll bet you didn't think I had the pound symbol £££ on my keyboard. 😛 I don't, I stole it from elsewhere.) Two telephones and a radio.
What did your friends say when you asked to borrow £500 yesterday? (I'll bet you didn't think I had the pound symbol £££ on my keyboard. 😛 I don't, I stole it from elsewhere.) Two telephones and a radio.
S subZer0 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Mar 2, 2005 Messages 1,474 Points 0 Oct 28, 2007 #300 And what did you use to request the paperbacks and a newspaper after that particularly explosive poo, whilst still on the john? Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead! (I'll bet you didn't think I had the pound symbol £££ on my keyboard. I don't, I stole it from elsewhere.) Click to expand... I can't believe it! It's amazing! (You little thief, you! )
And what did you use to request the paperbacks and a newspaper after that particularly explosive poo, whilst still on the john? Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead! (I'll bet you didn't think I had the pound symbol £££ on my keyboard. I don't, I stole it from elsewhere.) Click to expand... I can't believe it! It's amazing! (You little thief, you! )