The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[kered]

The newspaper says that someone stole everything from the dildo museum.








Eggs over easy and fried taters.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you eat that caused your flatulence to produce that awful smell?


It was so small.

 

[milagros317]

What did you think when you saw Big Jim's erect member? 😛

Two paperback books and an old magazine.

 

[subZer0]

What's your favourite masturbation literature? 😀



Persuade me.

 

[NavelTickler75]

When will you run for political office?

Damn it, no one was supposed to know that!

 

[milagros317]

Did you really visit three different brothels last week?

Two cans of tuna and a box of crackers.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

What did you have for lunch?


I couldn't believe my eyes!

 

[milagros317]

What was your reaction to seeing Natural Tickler stark bare-assed naked?

Two bus drivers and a one-legged comedian.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Who did you run over yesterday?


The image has been burned into my brain.😱

 

[milagros317]

And did you look at his groin?

Two winter hats and a muffler.

 

[kered]

What else did you get when you bought those new tires?








It made her blush.

 

[milagros317]

What happened when you complimented Isabeau?

Two bottles of soda and an orange.

 

[kered]

What did you mix into the moonshine to make it drinkable?







When she touched it, it got bigger.

 

[milagros317]

What happened to her clitoris?

Two wedges of cheese and a broken plate.

 

[kered]

(Just seeing if you were alert.)😛


What are your favorite home made sex toys?








I almost fainted when she did that.

 

[milagros317]

What happened when Isabeau made a polite response to General Zod?

Two stray cats and a fleeing bunny.

 

[kered]

What is the straight line for the joke ending, " Two pussys with no hair"?









She does something with her tongue.

 

[milagros317]

How does Kis123 eat ice cream?

Two lost puppies and a basket.

 

[subZer0]

What did you find in your closet?



Forever more.

 

[milagros317]

How long will you be a wanker?

Two flat screen TV sets and a DVD player.

 

[subZer0]

How long will you be a wanker?

He he, I liked that one! Didn't know you guys knew or used it! 😀

What did you steal from the electrical store?



The internet is an entirely rational place, full of lots of sand.

 

[milagros317]

What did you dream about the internet last night?

Two green bananas and an apple.

(The American equivalent of "a wanker" would be "a jerk-off." I've encountered the former term in British stories and novels, and Big Jim certainly used it often enough on this forum.)

 

[kered]

What did the doctors remove from your rectum after the wild party?










It tends to do that on it's own.

 

[milagros317]

Why did your oldest parrot fly away?

Two red wagons and a doll.

 

[subZer0]

(The American equivalent of "a wanker" would be "a jerk-off." I've encountered the former term in British stories and novels, and Big Jim certainly used it often enough on this forum.)

Aha! I see now! Thanks mils!


What are your most prized possessions?



Booyakasha!