The Official "Off Topic" Thread

[K-Skate417]

Speaking of Detroit, I need to buy a pair of hedge clippers

 

[milagros317]

Nobody was speaking of Detroit. 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Which goes back to exactly what I was trying to point out earlier about hedge-clippers.

 

[K-Skate417]

Has anybody seen any sanctimonious hamsters lately?

 

[milagros317]

I can't see the Washington Monument from here. 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

...so the guy sez to her, "Rectum? It nearly killed him!".

 

[milagros317]

I'm very hungry now.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Yep.

Rectum jokes'll do that to ya'.

 

[milagros317]

It's time for me to eat, in spite of disgusting jokes. 😀

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Has anybody seen any sanctimonious hamsters lately?

Is that a trick question 😕

 

[milagros317]

I don't like hamsters of any kind.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Your petty 'wants' and 'likes' are of no consequence, slave!

Mistress Zara commands that you suffer hamster-impaction!

 

[milagros317]

She speaks for herself. 😀

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

Sadira is at work now

 

[milagros317]

My dinner is ready now. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

Squeeze jelly

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

I made dinner tonight.

 

[milagros317]

I'm almost finished eating. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

I watched one hell of a wacky baseball game today

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

I can't sleep. 😡

 

[milagros317]

I have errands to do today.

 

[K-Skate417]

It looks nice out today 🙂

 

[milagros317]

My AC is noisy. 🙁

 

[K-Skate417]

I have AC upstairs

 

[milagros317]

I don't like the large electric bills from using AC almost every day. 🙁