The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[kered]

I heard Tamia was so old somebody asked her if she had a minute and she said she wasn't sure!!

 

[Bugman]

I heard that venray and steph are indeed the same person!
Hmmm,has anyone ever seen them togeather?

 

[kered]

I heard Tamia was a closet snowbunny!

 

[Helena]

I heard kered went to renew his driver's license when he got his new truck...........and couldn't pass the eye test!!!!!

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's phone number is on every men's room wall on the East coast. 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered has a dungeon in his basement that he built himself with supplies from Home Depot.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena had three guys beating on her door last night. They made so much noise she finally had to let them out.

 

[Helena]

😛
I heard Kered cries like a baby when his feet are tickled until you give him his blankie.

 

[kered]

I heard Helena chews up a lot of panty hose because she refuses to shave her legs.

 

[Helena]

😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3: 😛oke3:
I heard Kered's toe nails are longer than his parrot's so he has to wear specialty shoes to accommodate his talons.

 

[kered]

I heard Helena uses her toe nails to pick her teeth.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered was so upset when the waitress forgot to deduct his senior discount on his bill at Country Kitchen that he put his teeth in and bit her!

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy energizes in a "web of love" and disguises himself as a spider before he goes hunting at night for his dinner!

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena wants to be captured in a *web of love* and have her toes BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZED 😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena was such a bad cook she can set water on fire.

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered and Buggy were working at Hooters to supplement their social security income and they were fighting over who would wear the red wig! While they were arguing over the wig, Kered's teeth fell out and when he reached for them, he slipped and broke a hip!

 

[kered]

I heard Helena was a real looker. Then a stalker......!

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena applied for a job at the same Hooters,but flunked the i.q. test.😛

 

[kered]

I heard Helena applied for a job at the same Hooters,but flunked the i.q. test.😛

She wasn't able to tie her own shoes?

 

[Bugman]

I heard she cant even put them on unless they are labled tgif (toes go in first)

 

[Helena]

I heard that Kered explained to his one night stand from Hooters the same thing he tells all his dates....... "The reason you are unhappy is that you expect too much from your vibrator. Geesh!"

 

[Helena]

I heard that buggy's left arm is far more muscular than his right arm, and that his doctor said, "I wouldn't say that jerking off ten times a day is a health risk, but try using your right hand once in a while."

 

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy had a company outing and said to his date, "Show Irene and Joe the funny trick you can do with that colostomy bag honey!"

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena buys battries for her vibrator by the case.😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's plug in vibrator caused the last east coast power blackout.