I heard Buggy likes to throw icey snowballs at the 5 year olds that wait for the bus in front of his house. When their mom's get mad and start to yell at him, he giggles with glee in his spider man pajamas.
I heard Kered has sooooooo much hair on his back that when he took his date to the zoo over the summer wearing a pink tank top he was mistaken for a gorilla.
I heard Buggy is petitioning the town council to raise the speed limit he can drive his horse and buggy from 10 to 15 miles per hour so he can be a speed demon on his "wild days".
I heard that buggy refused to let the city council remove an old outhouse from his property because even though he has indoor plumbing he goes in there sometimes to "think about things".
I heard buggy took an energetic walk around his block and kept repeating, "Oh my jesus, will you looky here. It's been a spell since I've seen this part of town. When did they put a road over there"?
I heard that when buggy last went grocery shopping he wore a pink unitard and bought nothing but brussell sprouts and broccoli. Word is he's a secret Yoga master!