The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard that Kered and Buggy were talking on the phone when Buggy said' "You're a redneck if .... You wish your outhouse were as nice as those at the state park. I should know, I have one in my yard."

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's favorite exercise is a good drunken bar fight.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helenas phone # can be found on bathroom walls at the finer truck stops all over the East Coast.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard buggy shovels the snow in his driveway wearing the outfit he acquired the day he mugged that crossing guard in front of the school.

 

[Helena]

I hear Kered moons his neighbors instead of waving hello.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered doesn't drive his truck and that it sits on blocks in his driveway.

 

[Bugman]

I heard the lenses in Helenes glasses are so thick they can double as hockey pucks.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Buggy tickles feet, he uses secret illegal implements.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered tried to use his lawn mower to shovel his driveway because he got "confused".

 

[Bugman]

^^ I heard Helena is hopeing to find out in person someday.

 

[Helena]

I heard that on a first date with buggy, he does some special Irish Folk Dancing and then plays the bagpipes if the date is at a fine dining restaurant.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena has to trim her uni-brow on a daily basis.😛

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

I heard Helena has so many piercings in her left ear that when she walks her head tilts down to the left!

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena has to shave her feet before she goes shoe shopping.

 

[Helena]

I heard when Kered asked his date if she was having a good time, she told him he was a lot like his parrots........"CHEEP, CHEEP, CHEEP".

 

[kered]

I heard that all of Helena's ex-boyfriends liked to see her in something long and flowing............. the Patomic River!! 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered is the most obedient man on earth and he loves it when women boss him around.

 

[kered]

I heard that a few people think Helena looks like one in a million..........


Many more think she looks like she was won in a raffle. 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena was won in a poker game...the loser got her.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard both buggy and Kered are going to die IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

I heard that Helena works in a traveling carnival as the knifethrowing bearded weight guessing woman

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

I also heard that Isabeau actually lives in Oregon and is searching for the elusive Saquatch.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard that Milagros actually has tiny little gnomes posting away all day for him...that is why his post count is so high 😛

 

[Bugman]

I heard Chosen dances naked around a fire beneath a full moon,and sacrifices chickens at the stroke of midnight.😱

 

[kered]

I heard Helena snores so loud the noise sets off car alarms.