The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[ChosenofMystra]

I heard Chosen dances naked around a fire beneath a full moon,and sacrifices chickens at the stroke of midnight.😱

I heard that Bugman is the high priest of these wacky rituals 😀

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena's eye brow tweesers are powered by a five horsepower Briggs & Stratton engine.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered called in sick for work because he couldn't miss the double feature on Lifetime in a movie where Bea Arthur has an extra long shower scene with King Kong.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy has a man purse where he keeps life's essentials for that BIG first date with his supervisor. For the boss: bengay, athlete's foot creme, a general all over body-wash antiseptic, and for Buggy: a sleeping pill to slip into his date's drink and the web of love.

 

[Helena]

I heard Flocky has been trying out for the off, off, off broadway production of "I'm a little teacup" for the past 5 years.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered's rendition of "Born Free" every morning in the shower is so bad that dogs start howling when they hear it.

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

I heard Helena was actually cast for the lead in the never produced film ''Attack of the Killer Tomatos vs.The Blob''

 

[Helena]

I heard Flocky secretly sleeps with an adult size blow-up doll named Scazafava that is anatomically correct.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy had to leave work early to "pull himself together" when he was told it was Rupert's turn to work the drive through. Making the fries confused him.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered, Buggy and Flocky respond well to harsh discipline.

 

[RobAce]

I heard that Robace is back in the forums posting again. But I dont believe a word of it.

Rob

 

[Bugman]

^ I heard it is an impostor,but i cant be sure......

 

[Helena]

I heard that buggy has a lone snaggle tooth and a tatoo that reads "snaggle" on his bum.

 

[Helena]

I heard before Kered goes on a date, he soaks in his bath tub in hundred proof pesticide "just to kill the nasties".

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena lets her ear hair grow so she can do a comb-over on her bald spots.😛

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena loves to stand under a streetlight at the docks just to scare sailors.

 

[Helena]

I heard that bugman's snaggle tooth shines so bright and yellow that he doesn't need to use the lights on his VW Bug when driving at night.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena got pulled over for driving the wrong way down a one way street,and told the police,but officer,i'm only going one way.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy must wear protective eye wear so that when he looks in the mirror his snaggle tooth doesn't blind him with its brightness.

 

[Bugman]

I heard that when the gas gauge on her car is on E,Helena thinks it means enough.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard buggy needed lithium and safety straps "for the protection of others" when his haircut didn't come out right at Supercuts. Who knew Buggy was such a diva?

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena makes a nice income by selling her ear wax to a candle factory.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that buggy has the best time ever running through the golf course sprinkler system across from his trailer park during the dog days of summer.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena is so tight with a buck,she squeaks when she walks.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that Buggy is soooooo good looking that women have been using him as arm candy.