The Scandalous Rumor Thread

[Helena]

I heard unit and Kered accidentally saw each other and they were both wearing hot pink mini dresses and matching man purses.

 

[RobAce]

I heard that Helena is actually a city in Montana.

Rob

 

[Helena]

I heard Robace would like everyone to refer to him as "the queen of hearts".
Um, ok.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena is going to the dentist next week to get her tooth cleaned.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard buggy was buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing with anger because his girl scout cookies got eaten at his company picnic.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena gets her dresses from Omar the tent maker.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered got so excited when he found the perfect 8" stilettos to go with his pink dress that he jumped up and down with glee, fell, and broke his hip.

 

[Helena]

I heard Mr. Partickler has been hitting the gym to do extra squats and lunges. He wants to be in top shape when he does a strip tease for me on my birthday.

 

[Helena]

I heard Buggy won't use his buzzzzzzzzzzing powers for anything but love.

 

[Bugman]

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[Helena]

I heard that buggy is so short that he gets his work pants hemmed by Helga Ironfist Nailbiter, his partner and mentor, on his fifteen minute break, and then they have a quickie.

 

[Helena]

I heard brianspencer66 was a twenty-five pound baby, and he brags about it by carrying his baby album around in his man purse.

 

[Bugman]

I heard the last time Helena cleaned her house,they found Amelia Earhart under her sofa.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard buggy, kered, robace, and unit all snore so loudly that it rivals the noise of rocket ship launches at the Kennedy Space Center.

 

[kered]

I heard Helena gets her dresses from Omar the tent maker.😛

I thought she got them from the East Coast Tent and Awning Company.

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered had his version of some mild flatulence, and all his hair fell out.

 

[maniactickler]

I heard that Helena can out-flatulate Maniactickler.

Thats a true fact.

 

[maniactickler]

I heard that maniactickler secretly votes Democratically.

Ill give up flatulence before that ever happens.

 

[Helena]

I heard maniac went to Home Depot to apply for a job wearing his rollerskates and an indian head dress.

 

[kered]

I heard that Helena was so big that when she steps on a dance floor the band skips. 😛

 

[Helena]

I heard Kered proudly plays his cowbell every morning between 4:30 and 4:45 and loves it when the police sirens harmonize from the driveway when his neighbors call the cops.

 

[Bugman]

I heard Helena was going to cooking school but was expelled for failing the first test,boiling water 101.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard buggy is moving to Alaska to work full time on an industrial fishing boat because cold weather is his favorite thing.

 

[Bugman]

I heard every time Helena tries to cook dinner,the local fire dept. goes on high alert.😛

 

[Helena]

I heard that when Buggy makes a meal it is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.